Being Caged (Nicolas Cage x Shrek)

1. Mr. Cage Himself

Shrek was nervous. The receptionist eyed him in a way only teachers look at jailbait.

"Shrek, Mr. Cage will see you now." The tone of her voice told him she was confused as to why security wasn't called on him already.

He knows he's pretty big. A nice hairy and chunky green specimen.

With every step he takes towards Mr. Cage's office, the smell onions becomes stronger. It attracts the small part of him, the part that has started to grow immensely.

"Here we are, sir." She widens her arm towards the door.

I walk forward and I hesitate two seconds before I knock.

I hear a deep and gravelly voice call out.

"Come in."

Just the sound of his voice makes his green pebbles harden.

He can't wait.