Jerome and his syrups

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So the legion of horribles + Oswald like to go to starbucks sometimes and it always goes something like this-

Jervis: I'll have an Earl Grey tea, oh and I brought my own tea set if you don't mind.

Employee: *uncomfortable * 😧 alrighttttthdhdsh

Crane: I'll just have a black coffee

Jerome: no he's a baby he will have a babychino
*everyone nods in agreement*

Crane: I'm like a year younger but go off I guess *sits down to play farmville on his ipad*

Mr freeze: ice

Employee: what

Mr freeze: ICE

Employee: u-uh OK sir

Firefly: just give me the kettle

Employee: yeah OK fine that's normal alright yeah alright I'll get you the kettle OK alright

Jerome: I'd like all the syrups.

Employee: what?

Jerome: all the syrups

Employee: sir please

Jerome: *pointing gun* JUST FILL THE CUP WITH SYRUPS

Jerome: *gets syrup, downs it in two seconds, is satisfied*

Oswald:

Oswald: I, I'll just have the caramel frappachino

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Oswald: I, I'll just have the caramel frappachino....

Employee: I fucking quit

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