Bob Meets Larry

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Bob wanderrd into chirch on a Sunday afternun. Their was no 1 they're besides Bob.

Suddenly, a great, big, long....cucumber walked insyde. He wayved to Bob. 

"High, I'm bob the tomat-hoe-" Bob sed and wayved to Larry.

"And im Larry the cucumer," Larry sed and wayved back to Bob. 

"Do u luv gad as muuch as i luv gad?" Bob asked Larry as he shufflld his way overr to Larry.

"YASSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Larry shouted and flailld his arrms arund. 

"Mofo u gaeeeee?!" Bab asked, shockkd.

"Nah, biyatch, Im biiiiiiiiiii~" LArry repliid.

"Cool cool. You wanna go on dayte?" Bob asked right as the Pope walkkd in the room.

"BOIIIIS! HOMOSEXUALITY ISNT ALLOWED IN MAH CHIRCH!" The Pope shouttd. 

"BAI BITCH!" Bob and Larry shouted after flipping off the Pope. They walkkd out of chirch and made they're way to Bab's hoose. They walkkd inside and then wigglld arund on the cuoch. 

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