Harry:
H: All three E's in Mercedes are pronounced differently.
Y: Harry, it's 2 a.m. Please go to bed.
Ron:
R: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Y: Holy shit.
Fred:
F: If you were born deaf, what language do you think in?
Y: If I was born deaf, I might get some damn sleep.
George:
G: If humans can see water but not air, can fish see air but not water?
Y: Love, that's not how science works.
Neville:
Y: Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
N: Babe, please. It's 4:30.
Draco:
D: If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, then why did it fall off?
Y: Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
D: If money can't buy happiness, why do people get so happy when they win the lottery?
Y: Hot chocolate is just chocolate milk on fire.
The entire Slytherin house: Go to bed.
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Harry Potter Preferences And Imagines
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