(yes, this is also from game grumps)
k: Hey bakugo?
b: What?
k: Can I share with you something from earlier today?
b: Sure, what is it kiri?
k: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning-
b: Yeah-
k: Because I have to go out of town for the weekend-
b: Yeah-
k: This month-
b: Haha-
k: And so, I was like, I won't give specific dates but I was like "do you have any preference weather I go this weekend or the next weekend?"
b: Mmhmmm
k: Your response.
b: Hahahahahahaha
k: At in the morning.
b: Hahahahaha
k: "Mother fucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit?"
b: Hahahahahaha
k: No- no- no punctuation.
b: Haha you just made me die hahaha
k: Random capitalization
So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now"
45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.
"God damn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
I respond "bakubro, you're scaring me"
An hour passes
You respond "Mother fucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time Motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg... I'm very tired"
I'm just like "No problem man, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the training camp today" immediate like response, I'm talking like 5 seconds later.
"Nah man, I'll just talk about the Facebook movie today shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched this movie a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin ore did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't fucking think of the guy who invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook?"
and then in all capital letters, 2 hours later, MARK ZUCKERBERG
YOU ARE READING
'☆'~katsuki & eijiro~'☆'
Humorb: kiri, why the fuck does this book exist? k: *offended* bakubro! don't be so rude! i think it's funny, it's our adventures together as a couple or not b: it's gonna show everything? *squints* k: *nods* mhmm b: it's not even october- k: YOU KNOW WH...
