Okay, how should I start this? All good story tellers make their first line something to grab your attention and keep you reading. But how do I do that? Crap, now I've been ranting too long and I've lost my audience. Oh, you're still here? Surprising. Well, I might as well just get right to it.
Hi, my name is Arty, but you already knew that. My whole life has been, well, unconventional to the point of comedic. But, there was a time when I thought it wouldn't be. This is where our story begins.
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The Life and Misadventures of Arty Bylord
HumorArty Bylord narrates her own life story, full of awkwardness, failure, and adventures gone wrong.
