Ashley: I'M SO SORRY DARWIN BUT YOUR SHITTY ATTITUDE HAS GOTTEN THE BEST OF ME WE ARE DONE!
Darwin: but...... baby.... i-I ne-need yo- you
Ashley: call me when your feeling like a normal human!
Darwin: bu-
Ashley: hangs up*
Darwin: UGH Slams Phone on the Floor
Ashley: Looks like i need to move out!
Ashley: i need to get a new outfit! besides these thongs and lace bras
Author: well this is the end i got to do some schoolwork! ill be back soon