carla: see that guy i told you about earlier..? that's his girlfriend nini
author: back to carla and jay!
carla: hey wait before you read!!! so these are me and the authors favourite quotes jay says on his youtube videos
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# me when my sister falls down by herself after cussing me out
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author: now back to them...
carla: oh jay ~lets take this somewhere else~
jay: i got the condoms in my pocket
author: ok ok why does a guy go to the strip club with CONDOMS IN HIS MOTHER FUCKING POCKETS?! IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE HE WAS READY!!!!
anyway back to the story
carla: walks him to the room*
jay: plays* sex you back to sleep girl
author: ok after they " do it"
author: but while their doing it....
???: records*
carla: oh no
jay : whats wrong?
carla: my ex did it again!
jay: explain to me!
carla: so now here is the back story to why we were poor its because i had a boyfriend named Liam but he always had an excuse and we became bankrupt until i found out that he was stealing my mom's cards the whole time he was with me ,so know that he did that he decided to break up with me-
jay: why would anyone want to break your big beautiful heart? says while stroking through her hair*
carla: thanks babe
carla: anyway he actually became obsessed with me and killed all the guys who " do it " with me or talk to me. And now he's basically hiring people to follow me and stalk me everywhere.
jay: but how can he do that if he likes you why cant he just ask for another cha-
carla: it's just cause i used to be rich thats why he can't ask me back and he also know's that i don't like him like that anymore.
jay: how dumb is that guy?!
carla: don't ask...
carla: look babe i need you to leave
jay: why is the stupid dickhead coming?
carla: look i love you and all but you can be so cocky sometimes!
carla and jay: kisses each other on the lips*
author: well looks like the ship of carla and jay are at sea!
author: that's the end of this chapter of Stripper Life
