Kid the science Sid: an epic story

Chapter 1: starting school.

It was the first day of school for Sid, he was terrified. Sure he had heard of school before, he just didn't know what to expect, as he was the oldest child and therefore, the first of his family to start school. Sid however knew he was a boss a$$ b!tch And knee he was gonna do fine.

After Sid ate some breakfast and, got changed into his sUpReMe shirt that cost $110, his brand new yEeZyS which cost, $170, and his peppa pig rOlEx which was imported from China, but we don't talk about that. Then he topped it off with him making his mom put some dreads on him to make him look like his favorite SoundCloud rapper, lil pump (shout out to lil pump 🤘🏻🤘🏻😤😤) And last but most certainly not least, Sid put on his GuCcI backpack, slipped his microphone in and headed out the door, into his moms Bugatti.

(*time skip brought to you by Sid's mom)

After the drive, and Sid thoroughly annoying his poor mother, they arrived at school. Sid popped out his microphone and said "sup bitches" which made all the girls look his way, giggle and blush. He then walked up to a group of kids while his mom was talking to the teacher. After they finished talking, class started and they began having a discussion about what they wanted to be when they grow up. Some kids said astronauts, some kids said firefighters. When it came to Sid, he had two answers. "A SoundCloud rapper, or a scientist. I guess science is cool too." The teachers were concerned about Sid, but gave it very little thought as they had many other children to tend to.

(*time skip brought to you by Charles Entertainment cheese*) {•<•}

At the end of the day, Sid went home and told his mom about how all the other kids were jealous of his gUcCi and sUpReMe. Sid's mom couldn't do much but listen. She didn't know how to control her kid, she was a pushover.

Sid continued to play outside until his mom called him inside for dinner. They were having lasagna. This of course caused Sid to sing the diss track pewdiepie dropped on T-series, b!tch lasagna, and repeatedly ask his mother if she had subscribed to pewdiepie. When she said no the first time, he proceeded to grab her phone, open YouTube and subscribe to pewdiepie. "I did it for you" he said proudly handing his mothers phone back to her.

After they ate Sid took a shower and went to bed. Leaving the memory of calling all the girls in his school a b!tch and telling his teacher he wanted to be a sound cloud rapper behind him in his deep slumber.

A/N: if you couldn't tell this was entirely satire and it's likely that I'm never going to update this again, I may write other stories, that likely won't be satire unless otherwise requested . Thanks sisters/ brothers/ non-binary friends