Stage Gay - Rapper MxM

[three] bartier barbie

"Hello, and welcome back to the show. How are you feeling today? Great, I don't care! I didn't get paid last week so I don't give not one, two, nor three fucks about your feelings!" Jerry said with a huge smile.

The audience laughed, the midget just stared straight ahead, unblinking.

"Let's bring out our first guest! Another female rapper wannabe. She went from shaking her ass to shaking.....her ass, this time in music videos. Cardio Bee!" Jerry smiled.

Cardi came out of the door on the left with a big smile. The audience cheered and the midget looked pleased.

"Thanks for having me here, Jerry. My name is Cardi B by the way." Cardi said with a very happy smile. She didn't look offended.

"Oh! You're right, my mistake Cardiac Arrest." Jerry smiled back.

Cardi opened her mouth again but Jerry beat her to it. "How's the little one?"

Cardi giggled at the mention of her daughter. "Well Jerry, she-"

"Alright, our next guest is also known for her butt. Not for dancing on poles in clubs for a dollar menu meal, but for how big and sloppy it is." Jerry chuckled shadily.

Cardi scoffed and started to reach for her shoe. "Nigga, the fuck you mean dollar menu-"

"Give it up for Nickolas Mini!"

Nicki emerged from the other door. She was smiling just as wide as Cardi was. The audience did their thing, Nicki waved back.

"Hello, Jerry!" She said while taking her seat next to a very disgusted looking Cardi.

"Hey! How's it going Nickolas?"

"It's Nicki."

"Right, Nicole."

"Nope, try again."

"You should try having kids again! Oh, that's right! You can't! Don't correct me again." Jerry laughed.

Nicki's eye twitched, but she kept her smile nonetheless. Cardi snickered.

"So, ladies, what's with this little game of shoe throwing and social media saltines you two currently have going on?"

"Well Jerry, I wouldn't call it saltiness-"

Cardi put a hand out in front of Nicki. "Uh, see actually, that's exactly what it is. You obviously have a problem with me, and about the shoe-"

Nicki gave a fake laugh. "You mean the shoe that didn't hit me? If only you could throw a shoe like you like to throw your ass-"

Nicki was interrupted by a shoe nearly hitting her in the face. Cardi jumped out of her seat and threw her other shoe. Nicki dodged the shoe and jumped out of her seat as well.

"You want another speed bump on your face, hoe?!"

"Speed bump? Your ass and speed bumps got something in common, both of those bitches are made from concrete!"

"Woah there, let's take a deep breath girls. You don't want to become a meme like Gazzy." Jerry smiled.

The screen in the back lot up with a gif of Gazzy throwing his slides at Omar while Omar tried to dodge them all. It had over 56 Million retweets.

"I think we should take our commercial break here, let the ladies cool down." Jerry smiled again. The midget held up a sign. 'Clap. We have all of your families hostage in a cage backstage.'

The audience clapped nervously.

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"Welcome back! That commercial was something huh? Drake should call that number, I know he loves to rob people, seeing as he steals flows all of the damn time and no one bats an eye." Jerry gave a strained smile.

"So Nicki, why do you refer to yourself as a 'Barbie'?"

"Because she a plastic ass bitch that's mad because I'm coming for her neck and she knows it." Cardi mumbled.

"Your baby daddy looks like plankton." Nicki snapped.

"At least I can have a baby.", Cardi retorted.

"You should have had two babies. Your forehead was almost as pregnant as you were." Nicki smiled.

"Bitch!" Cardi screamed. She took off her shoe again and threw it.

"What's good?!" Nicki yelled. She picked up her chair and tossed it in Cardi's direction. It missed Cardi and hit the big screen behind her instead. Both women ignored it and kept arguing.

"Well folks, were gonna end it here. I have to pull a Lil Uzi Vert and dip out of the studio before they try to make me pay for these damages." Jerry smiled and waved.

-JADA