Your eyes linger on the television, unable to pull yourself away from gorgeous anime waifu jumping rope.. Her large, supple breasts bounced as she hopped up and down, her rainbow hair flying wildly around her. She giggles, showing off her rainbow grill. You feel your heart pound with excitement every time to see her smile.
"Are you still watching that dumb anime, loser?" You hear your brother's voice from over your shoulder. His eyes stare at the olive skinned anime girl bemused, "oh is that your waifu? No wonder you don't have a girlfriend, you're fucking pathetic." You hear your brother exit the room and breath a sigh of relief.
Now alone, you feel comfortable enough pulling a body pillow out from under your bed. "6ix9ine~chan..." you whisper as you kiss her pillowy breasts, "god...I wish you were real. My life would be complete."'
"Oh y/n I can be real..." your eyes widen and your dick hardens as you hear the pillow speaking, "But only for a price..." 6ix9ine~chan teases.
"Oh! 6ix9ine~chan, I'll do anything for you!"
"All you have to do is perform a drive-by shooting. Then you're a fuckin' gangsta!"
You feel your heart sink. Of course, 6ix9ine~chan would want you to do something like that. Her sass and quirkiness is one of the reasons you fell in love with her. You take a deep breath, before deciding that you shouldn't overthink things. You love 6ix9ine. That's final. You call an Uber and grab your [insert gun name] and 6ix9ine~chan body pillow.
You storm outside, determined to make her real. You step inside the beat-up, blue Uber and see the young woman in the front seat. She smiles at you, "Hi, I'm Claudia, where y'all heading?"
You shuffle around nervously, "Ummm, somewhere I can perform a drive-by."
Your Uber driver beams, "Of course my dear," she giggles and starts the car.
As you are driving along, you notice a group of teenagers walking. Rolling down your window, you pull out your [insert gun name] and prepare to do the deed.
Bang! Bang! Bang! The sound of the gun shots causes your ears to ring. You close your eyes as Claudia drives the car even faster. You turn to find comfort in your 6ix9ine body pillow, only to see a sight that causes your mouth to fall open and your dick to become even harder.
"6ix...6ix9ine~chan!" You gasp as you see your real, human, anime waifu sitting beside you, grinning and showing off her grill.
She's just as gorgeous as she was on the screen, perhaps even more. You feel your eyes wander to her large breasts. 6ix9ine~chan laughs and stares at your small but bulging manhood.
"I already got that drip drip and I'm ready...I'm just waiting for you, stoopid" she giggles, eyeing you with a playful lust.
You stare at her, your desire already overwhelming you. Unable to control yourself, you smash your lips violently against hers, your tongues aggressively playing with each other.
She places her hand on your thigh, pausing her aggressive kisses to eye your cock eagerly, "Daddy, can I licky your blicky?"
You nod silently and she takes off her giant blue jacket, exposing her anime tiddies even more with only a tight white shirt covering them now. She pulls down your gucci sweats and unveils your stiffy, sucking it with a violent passion and lust for you. You feel yourself shake with pleasure before busting in her mouth. She slurps it all down happily.
Claudia looks back at you two, smiling awkwardly, "I hope y'all don't mind if I just yeet out of here." She gives you both an encouraging thumbs up before exiting the vehicle.
You turn back to 6ix9ine~chan, your dick hard once again. "Take off your top baby." you growl to her. She laughs and takes off her white top, exposing her large anime tiddies. Just seeing her causes you to bust all over them. You instantly get hard again. Despite your incredibly tiny size, you have a stunning ability to bust and get up once again.
6ix9ine~chan still isn't done. She eyes your blicky and lifts up her skirt, exposing her lady bits. You shove your thing inside hers and bippity boppity boo, you're doing the devil's tango. You do some of the thrusting and she does some of the screaming and moaning and it's just a jolly old time.
As you and 6ix9ine~chan enjoy your unholy dance, you hear a tapping upon the car window. You turn around to see who it is. It's the cops. You pull on your gucci pants as quickly as you can and roll down the window for the cops. 6ix9ine~chan, surprisingly, does not try to make a break for it.
"Hello officer," you tell the man outside the window, "whats poppin'?"
"Y/n, correct?" He asks and you nod your head, "And you're thirteen(hundred), correct?" You nod your head again. He sighs and asks you to step outside the vehicle. You oblige.
You watch as another officer takes 6ix9ine~chan out of the car and put her in handcuffs. Kinky, but confusing. You turn to the officer, "excuse me, but what's going on?"
The officer shakes his head, "Well, we received news that an eighteen year old was being sexually inappropriate with a thirteen(hundred) year old and we decided we had to arrest her."
You watch 6ix9ine's tiddies bounce as she's shoved into the cop car. You feel fear and confusion and anxiety race around your heart. You stare back at the officer, a nervous longing in your eyes as you ask, "Will I ever see my hot anime waifu again?"
The officer gave a deep sigh, "I don't know kid, I don't know."
