The Titan Slayer (Levi x Reader)

Part 22

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"And that's why you never kidnap boyfriends," I sighed, attempting to drink from my water bottle but some of the water splashed and it hit my face so I gave up. I turned to Becca and grinned. We were now both firmly taped to the roof of Armin's car. I'll fill you in:

We had barely escaped from the warehouse. Violet perished with the fire, to be honest though, I think everyone agreed that she almost deserved in a way. I decided to take Becca on as a protege. This incident really changed her! she was blubbing and sobbing in front of Zoe. She forgave Becca though because Zoe is a really nice-ass person.

The car was bursting at the joints because of everyone in the car. Armin was managing not to crash and Erwin was barking out directions from the map. When we finally got home Levi ripped the duck-tape off of me and hoisted me onto his shoulder. I gave a loud yelp and kept whacking his back.

"hit my back once, and that's 1 spank." I heard a voice resonate from the short stack.

2 more, and that's 2 more spanks... get the picture?" Levi smirked. I gulped and went beet red. he's not thinking what I think he's thinking... IS HE????

"WOO! GO GET DAT BOOTY, CAPTAIN!" Eren cheered. I looked around at the others in shock.

"ZOE HELP!" I yelped.

"no can do, hun. I want to see your kids," Zoe adjusted her glasses creepily as the moonlight glinted off them.

"p-petra!?" I asked. Petra smiled at me warmly.

"ehehe... sorry (y/n) but I really wanna have little versions of you two running around the house."

pETRA I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES!? WHYYYYY?

"attention cadets and guests, I recommend no one goes upstairs, we shall have a slumber party downstairs instead," Erwin boomed.

HIM TOO? I THOUGHT I WAS PART OF THE EYEBROW GANG!

Levi kicked open the door.

"well well well... trying to give me grandchildren, eh?" My mom was sitting there on the sofa with a cup of coffee. Levi tensed and I sighed in relief.

thank you, mother... for saving me-

"Go easy on her, she had sensitive thighs. use protection. Remember what I said yesterday. Proceed," My mom sighed and pointed at the stairs.

mOM WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE-

"sweet, let's go (y/n)," Levi dashed towards the stairs. My mom grinned at me and I flipped her off as we disappeared upstairs.

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Zoe's POV

We crashed into the house and went to the basement. y/n had given us the password and we put away all of our equipment. we then went back upstairs where Erwin and Hanji were already in their PJs and building a pillow fort.

"Alright! We have a selection of movies to choose from!" Armin cheered happily. I blushed a little as Armin wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

"What should we choose?" Rick asked. Sam and Rick stayed over for the night as thanks for helping us, along with Becca as well.

"I dunno... I think The Dictator is a good choice," Becca mumbled, looking at the 15 comedy movie.

" The Dictator it is then," Petra clapped her hands, as the disc got slid in. I grinned and we sat in the sofa and began watching.

"BA DA DA DA DA, *something untranslatable in Arabic* ALADEEN MADAF*CKA"

I wheezed and leaned on Becca's shoulder. As we both laughed our asses off.

"ahh America, the birthplace of AIDS," Aladeen commented in the movie. Hanji's drink shot through her nose and hit Erwin.

"EWWW HANJI!" Eren laughed.

"I'M SORRY I JUST COULDN'T HOLD IN THAT ONE!"

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"who are you? Osama bin Laden's best friend?" the guy asked.

"no! I am not his best friend!" Aladeen retorted.

 I snorted as I shoved a handful of popcorn into my mouth.

"...Although he has been staying in my guest house ever since he shot his body double last year,"

"-Oh god," Auruo sighed.

"You go to the bathroom after Osama and you will realize the true meaning of terrorism," Eren started choking on his popcorn.

"OH SH*T SOMEONE HELP HIM!" Eld freaked out. Rick and Sam scrambled to go get some water.

"tHAT'S NOT GONNA HELP HIM!" Armin screamed. Eren was clutching his throat and turning red. Mikasa got up slowly, casually walked over to him, wrapped her arms around his waist and jerked her hands up so fast that the piece of popcorn shot out of his mouth and hit Sam in the eye as he ran with the cup of water. 

Sam then fell over and the cup of water flew majestically through the air and the contents went all over the stereo that was just finishing playing Airplane pt. 2 by BTS and moved onto the next song which was fittingly called FIRE as it had caused an electric fire.

"hOLY CRAP THE STEREO IS UP IN FLAMES!!!!!" Mike jumped.

"DON'T WORRY FAM I GOT THIS!" Rick yelled as he poured the nearest liquid onto the fire...

which was Erwin's home-brewed whiskey that took him a month to make.

the fire combusted when the alcohol came in contact, resulting in a fire bigger than before.

"mY WHISKEY!!!!!!!!" Erwin cried in anguish. 

"RICK YOU DUMBASS!"

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!-" Auruo screamed

'pwshhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Petra was standing there with a fire extinguisher and a tired expression.

"idiots, come on, let's watch the rest of the film," She sighed, turning the attention away from the fire damaged stereo and back to the TV.

(19:22- 19:50 = 16+ CONTENT DON'T LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE PLEASE)

"aaaaaaaaarg my stomach hurts from laughing," Gunther whined, with Hikaru casually sitting on top of him as he laid down. Kaoru was happily curled up by the fire.

"We're gonna have to get a licence to keep those dogs now," I groaned. "We should let y/n know-,"

I was cut off by a loud moan from upstairs.

"...tomorrow," I finished, rolling off the sofa and into the blanket fort.