John woke up to sounds of moaning in the next bedroom, disturbed, he crept silently through the house and peeled through the door, he gasped as he saw roger (his bf) and brian fucking on his guest bed, he had had enough "BRIAN YOU HAIRY COCKED SLIME BALL THAT MY BOYFRIEND!!" He screeched shoving brian into a 6" pickle jar and started gnawing at his dick with razor sharp teeth "IS THIS WAHT YOU WANT HUH?!" brian couldn't answer because he drowned in pickle juice "good,,," john whispered "but roger! WHY WERE YOU FUCKING HIM ON THE FUCKING GUEST BED?!?!?" "you said you weren't in the mood tonight but u still gave it to ur cheese on toast so i got angry..." "SHAG UR FUCKING CAR THEN NOT BRIAN OF ALL PEOPLE !" john was fed up of rogers shit so he grabbed some jojo siwa leggings and strangled him with them "goodnight you pickle dick loving twerp"
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FanfictionThings are getting a little wild in Caillou's house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -One shot joke smut A/N this was wrote when I was like 11 but its getting clout so we just gonna keep it up for now 👻
