It was a sunny day, surprisingly because England's weather is shit most of the time.
John decided he wanted some pickled eggs so he got into his sweaty car and drove to the grocery store,
When he arrived there was barely anyone there apart from a greasy old man who looked like he was high on lsd, a surban white mum waiting for her £14.99 swimming pool, 3 kids running around in light up sketchers and a wee pedo skank in the corner wearing a shirt with tampons taped to it, eating from the bin. "Well not the best of days to come but it will do" John said as he looked through the small isles looking for the pickled eggs.
A while went by and he finally found his eggs, away at the back of the shop next to the sexy big bird cosplays.
As he heads to the counter John looks up. He sees a blonde, handsome man. "Bitch I just nutted in my pants" he says to the blonde. "Oh. Me too."
(A/N. None of us have updated in decades whoops but i'm back with some other shit until i write quality smut again 😰 -Sophie)
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FanficThings are getting a little wild in Caillou's house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -One shot joke smut A/N this was wrote when I was like 11 but its getting clout so we just gonna keep it up for now 👻
