( Your Everyday Walmart)
Italic: Amanda
Bold: Charles
8:30pm-Monday
phone: Charles Ringing..."Hey what's up?"
"Amanda, did you get the English work? I mean I suck at writing...What are we writing again?"
"I don't know, I've been out of school for a few days. Just send me the picture."
"Yeah wait a second. I just have to find it in my gallery."
"Is your gallery full?"
"With pictures of me, but I take one picture right, then like I take more. Sometimes I'm like a girl when they take pictures you know what I'm saying."
"So you take a bunch of random pictures and then point out that all are ugly but you don't delete it because everyone says the hot?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think you would be that bad. I mean are you?"
"You know what? I'll send you a picture of me, so you know who I am when we meet. If you don't want I am not going to force you to send me a picture of you."
"Yeah because I don't picture of myself. I have pictures of memes."
"Okay, I'll send you one."
- hang up -
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Short Story[All Rights Reserved] "Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to know why you guys have weird customers." "Sorry, What?" "I saw a child screaming for condoms. He thought it was a balloon." ---- Amanda F...