Another crazy day in SID

4. The birth of chaos (revise)

Notes: sorry for the delay of updating. alot have happened inbetween.
I don't have a beta. I use grammarly to edit and beta. so any and all mistakes is mine.

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A fat black cat darts through the precinct and zooms through the bullpen, disappearing into Chief zhou yunlan's office. Da qing huddled underneath the desk with its paw over his face. He remembered how lao chu called him shameless. One, he is not shameless. Two, that job belongs to Stupid Chief and lao chu. He doesn't get it; how do those two never get caught red-handed? The horny gods almost always get seen in an inappropriate or compromising position.

Those two are not innocent. Both are blatant as hell. During one interrogation, lao chu was casually playing with his string. Standing by the door, Guo chang cheng took one look and became a stuttering mess. Not even a min later, he bold out of the room like a rookie. And his face is redder than a hawthorn. It's also highly suspicious when one looks like a cat that has ate a canary. While one looks like he got dressed in the dark and forgot to do laundry.

Da qing crawls from the desk and heads to the newly installed restroom. First, he needs to check to see how red his face is. He has been in many embarrassing situation. Due to the fact cat reflex does not work when one is in mortal form. He feels mortified when he realizes he has landed face-first into lin jing's crotch. Looking up right into lin jing's eyes, he watches as shock sets in. Then both realize their position. The moment both hear what lao chu say after seeing them like that.

Da qing flight or fight mode is triggered. But instead, he chooses to flee in his moment of panic. He transformed into a black cat, using lin jing as a race track to leave the crime scene. He splashes cold water on his face to calm himself down. Then he saw something out of the corner of his eyes.

"is that sang zan? If that sang zan, why is his head missing," he wondered.

Then he hears the intern's bloodcurdling scream echo throughout the precinct.

"now what. at this rate the entire precinct will need a vacation."

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A beautiful woman wearing an off-the-shoulder hanfu lounge on a luohan chuang while smoking a tobacco pipe.

"my lady. i have news for you."

"speak"

"qingqiu have a new prince. rumor have it is one of kunlun men."

She turns around and stares at the servant who is kneeling before her.

"did you say kunlun? and one of its men is the new prince."

"yes"

"What wonderful news. I was getting bored of the low-level immortal and cultivator."

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Lin jing lay on the kitchen floor, questioning his life choices. Ever since they return from Qingqiu, he felt like the entire world is against him. He wants to go to work, go home, and have dinner. But, instead, he has become a landing pad for a fat cat. At the same time, his sensitive bits have become a cushion for the damn moogy head. The creme da la creme of humiliation, he gets called shameless. He has gotten called many names, but being called shameless and perverted all day is new, even for him.

He picks himself off the floor and gingerly approaches his office. His body ached like he had run a marathon, and his face felt like a soldering iron had scratched it. Damn, da qing and its fucking claws. Next time he will catch da qing in his cat form and trim his nails. The damn cat will be pissed, but he doesn't care.

He walks over to the mirror to check the damage to his face. He may not be the four beauty of China. But he is a decent-looking guy. The cuts are not as nasty as he thought. But it looks worse than it is. He took off his shirt to see if there was any damage. Yep, there is slight damage. one on his left pec and an angry looking one on his right. He calculates the damage mentally. The abdomen is slightly sore where da qing head landed the first time.

As for the south of the borders, no worse for wear. Still functional. If it is not, lin jing shakes his head at his crazy thought. Suddenly He remembered that da qing had a land face-first onto his crotch. He turns on the cold water and splashes it on his face. If that makes him blush so easily. he needs to get laid.

Suddenly a scream ripple through the precinct. Lin jing hangs his head in despair. For the first time in his life, he questioned why he chose the path of cultivation. When this is over, he is either going to Thailand or Tibet to become a Buddhist monk for life. Forget the red dust. Forget Qingqu. fuck the deadline. fuck kunlun and his forever-finding ways to disappear. fuck Zhao Yunlun and his damn mess.

'amituofu'

He closes his eyes and chants it over and over again. Let him have the patience of Buddha or any god out there. The day is not over, and he already feels he will commit mass murder.

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Chu shuzhi silently counts to ten in his head. He keeps telling himself killing the intern will not do him or anyone good. It will only give upstairs more ammunition and prove they are lawless and unhinged cultivators. Also, if he kills the intern, he has to cancel everything he planned, including taking his boy, xiao cheng, on vacation.

Mutely, he stares at the crab crawling white as sheet intern sitting on the floor. The ayi does not need to mop or sweep the floor this month or at least this week. The intern was doing a damn fine job cleaning and sweeping the floor. He wondered how the intern did not lose his voice with all that screaming. Shockingly, the intern can still sing in that range, and decibel, the intern should be considered a career change. He should try singing opera.

With the way, his headache is leveling up. His patience is wearing thin. To make his days even better, his painkiller is missing. He has been looking for it ever since this mess started. He searches everywhere he can think of. Later on, he will ask xiao cheng have he sees his painkiller.

Note to self tells the Chief next intern has to be a cultivator or someone that is ok working with a cultivator and seeing supernatural and unexplained.

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Guo chang cheng in all the years that he has been alive. Committing murder never even cross his mind. Even his weapon is a defensive weapon. At its worst, it can knock someone out for a couple of hours, depending on the voltages. He seriously considers giving up several lifetimes of merits. So he can have some peace. He walks to the office that he shares with lao chu.

'where is lao chu pain killer?'

He knows lao chu has a headache. With one look, he can tell. The singing intern is driving everyone nuts. with all the noise that the intern is making. Let's hope the beastie stays asleep.

He looks through both of their desk drawers. He took a painkiller himself since he had a headache from the singing intern. Why is the intern even a cop? The intern should consider singing for Italian opera since he has such reasonable control of his diaphragm based on all the screaming he has been doing. Next, he went to the closet where they hung the coat and looked through the ones hanging inside. He finally found it in lao chu's special bag. Now he remembered why the painkiller was inside the bag.

He grabs his messenger bag and his baton. Then, with a flick of the wrist, he unsheathed the rod. He cracks his neck and walks out of the office. Hell-bent on having several hours of peace. Also, to prevent his boyfriend from summoning a horde of zombies.