bouquet || bnha various x male reader

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oh hi. how's it goin uwu

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"Goddamn, those kids were annoying!" Ilya whined, pulling back from the meal infront of him. The corners of his mouth were still dotted with remnants of the past.

Bexan, who was on the other side of the room, let out a small, "Aroo," and continued to gnaw on the flank of a high priced cow (cough it's wagyu, ive been obsessing over steak and cooking and i apologize).

Jin, who was sitting comfortably on the leather couch in the corner, was trying his best to polish his horns while his quirk was activated. It proved to be a difficult task, however, because they were too tall for him to reach.

Yuma was sitting parallel to Ilya, picking at a plate of food that looked grotesquely raw.

I was standing at the front of the room, tending to my recent catch.

Oh, right. Perhaps I should mention something.

The meal Ilya had just finished was a dead man. Sucked dry of blood.

The form Bex was in was larger and gooier than his normal wolf form.

Jin's horns almost touched the ceiling, and his face was less than pleasing to look at.

Yuma's meal was human. Chopped thin and being lifted to the mouth at the back of his head, where his skull and neck connect.

And my catch.. my catch was a woman, sunflowers clogging her eye sockets and mouth. Her skin was scarily pale. Her jaw was unhinged from it's socket, gaping open with darkness surrounding the bright yellow.

The door to our lounge room cracked open, before it opened all the way. Dabi shuffled into the room, a slight smirk on his face. "Hey friends."

"Dabi!" Ilya shouted, light blood specks flying from his mouth (ewie). "You dick, you didn't pack me any cubes for lunch!"

Dabi snickered, raising an eyebrow at him before scanning the room. "You guys are nasty. Look at all this death and stinky. Ewww."

"Dabi." I scorned.

"Whaaat?" He crooned. "I was joking. It's time for a job. So uh, get out of your forms and clean up. [n], get rid of that body before it stinks up the place."

I scowled at him, before standing and hefting the body onto my shoulder. I might have been shorter than them, but damn could I lift some shit. I'd hate to get in a fight with me.

I bumped Dabi to the side with my hip, causing him to snort and stumble a bit. I'm actually sort of glad he told me to do that. The sounds Bexan made while turning back into his him were less than satisfactory. It was like someone slurping a whole bowl of spaghetti in a matter of one minute.

These are our true quirks. Those we use during school are phonies, ones that took us months to perfect. This is all for the League. We'd fight for the league if it was the last thing we did; they saved us from our inevitable demise.

Ilya's true quirk was something within the League referred to as Vampire or, as a joke, Suck Man. He gets energy from drinking the blood of his victims, sapping the whole of the liquids from the body. His canine teeth grow sharper and his nails grow longer when he went, you know, full out. He's unable to stop himself from drinking, so there's no chance in surviving if he gets that zesty mouth of his on you.

Bexan's true quirk.. Ugh. I get shivers just from thinking about it. We refer to him as Goo Dog. Because that's exactly what he is. A big, juicy dog that covers everything around him in a thick tar. It's gross and it smells, and I wish he would never use it, but I guess everyone might think the same of mine.

Jin.. Jin is just fucking superb. It's his normal quirk with bargaining and bigger horns. Also his face bones turn weird? His top row of teeth sort of, makes his cheek bones get bigger? And his eyes sort of flood with white or black.. um, nasty big boy, but hell yeah he's funky and lovable.

Yuma is just nasty. His true quirk is literally cannibalism, if you figure in sprouting a bunch of strangely placed wings and a mouth at the place where his neck and head meet. It's just nasty. Love him and all, but.. ugh.

My true quirk.. how do I put this into words that are comprehensible. If I will it to happen, when any of my body parts touch a persons mouth, flowers or plants bloom in their chest, and soon take over their body. The plant depends on the persons personality. Say the person is usually angry. Maybe spider lilies bloom, or cacti pop up. I don't want to say how I figured out my True Quirk. I'd probably get arrested. ;)

The body on my shoulder really was starting to stink, and the smell blossomed when I threw it into the pile of trash behind the secret bar where League is hiding. I felt a slight hint of guilt for the girl who'd been my victim, way down in my pinky toe; it was there, hiding in a corner. So small I barely noticed it. I turned away from her and waltzed back into the bar.

She deserved it.

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Sorry for being a bad author buddies :( more updates coming soon? I suddenly got inspired to write more
Anyways, next chapter is about romance chapters so check it out if you want to smash anyone special
See you eventually
                                  -Prince