Hi my name is Reese and I'm ratchet and my friend Ashley is raunch and one day we where swimming and A kid pooped in the pool and me and Ashley ate it and then we pooped it back out and Ashley was playing with it like play doe and then a man brought his alligator in the pool and it ate everyone except us instead me and Ashley at HIS head and pope it out and ate it and then we farted and it blew all the water out of the pool and we died the end.