Oh My Stupid Princess

Chapter 1 THEA CHARLOTTE Y VASILIK

"At 2 am yesterday; the crown princess of Farwelvia was seen punching the grandson of a duke. This is the 5th incident that the princess had assaulted a person for this week and today is only Wednesday. What more can our adorable do to make it to the headlines again? Let's stay tune and keep our eyes..."

Tsk the media they really love me. Oh well why wouldn't they, with my perfect angelic face oh no scratch that I'm more beautiful than those angels combined; I can even surpass a Goddess' beauty! My god Charlotte if you are a man I would be willing to marry you. Is that even possible? Or maybe can I just marry my face or my legs? Just look at this perfection; smooth, milky white and no blemishes at all. I wouldn't blame those peasants if they love me too much that they become obsessed. Well even I can say that I love myself so much! I look in front of the mirror and carressed the wonderful face in front of me. "Beautiful. You're really beautiful..."

"THEA CHARLOTTE Y VASILIK!!!" Ugh! that old wrinkly lady again! What would she want now? I heard the door of my room open harshly.

"What do you want now old lady?" I asked in a monotone voice.

"OLD LADY?! HOW CAN YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT YOU BRAT?! AND HAD YOU SEEN THE NEWS TODAY? YOU'RE ON THE HEADLINES AGAIN!!! LOOK AT THESE AS WELL FRONT PAGE OF THE NEWSPAPER?! YOU BRAT! "  I looked at the newspaper and I am indeed in the front page but OMG! I screamed in horror as I saw the photo.

"I'm glad that you understand the degree of what you had..."

"HOW COULD THEY USE A CHEAP CAMERA TO TAKE MY PHOTO!!! IT'S NOT IN HD! HOW CAN THE PEASANTS SEE THE PURE BEAUTY OF MYSELF IF THEY'RE GOING TO PUT A POOR QUALITY OF A PICTURE OF MINE! Oh that is quite a good angle for a photo though and even with the poor quality photo you can see my flawless skin. Well as they say everything is better in person. Those poor people who wouldn't have a chance to see me up close. Tsk tsk. You should be proud old lady that you were able to have me in your stomach for 9 months." I told her with a beautiful pose.

I looked at the old lady when I didn't get a reply amd saw her looking up at me with her mouth wide open.

"I know my beauty is unbelievable but I think it is not right for a queen like you to stare like that old lady." I told her as I raised my eyebrow at her.

"You. Are. Hopeless." she told me with a sigh. I already know that, she doesn't need to repeat it to me. Hopelessly Beautiful yes that's me.