A horny russian man named fridge was about to attend to his daily masturbation session. He felt thirsty so fridge walked towards his freezer and picked some SWOL tomatoes from his fruit drawer and a cup of mayonaise. With those DELICIOUS ingredients he placed them seductively into the BEAUTIFUL blender. As he lifted the the lid he felt something, an emotion towards the blender. It was love. Fridge had never been in love so he didn't know, he passed it off thinking it was just thirst. He poured the pre-masturbation drink into a cold glass. In a single movement it was in his throat going down into his stomach. He looked at the blender thinking about that feeling, as he looked at the blender he thought his MEAT SCEPTER would fit. He climbed up on his counter, unzipped his pants, removed his underwear to reveal his HUGE MEAT SCEPTER he lowered his scepter down into the beautiful blender and felt instant pleasure. Not pain, not regret, just pure pleasure. He thrusted his scepter back and forth in the blender after a few minutes of pleasure he pressed a button. A button that would seal his love to the blender and the blender only. The on button. The blender roared as it shredded his HUGE MEAT SCEPTER. Fridge screamed and moaned in pleasure. He pulled out to be greeted with a very bloody mess and a MEAT SCEPTER smoothie. The mixture of immense pain and little pleasure made him scream and cry until everything went dark. He woke up thinking it was a dream until he looked down at where his SCEPTER would be. Nothing only red bandages. -the end-
