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Model Problems(Kise Ryouta One-Shot)

Author's Note:  I do not own KUROKO NO BASUKE, I only own the OC'S,some other info's in the story, plots, scenarios, ideas and more in things in this story that I know was the who one who made it/them. *v*

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3rd Person's View(Author)

Kise, dropdead hot model, walked in the sidewalk towards the place where he works as a model, wearing sleeveless shirt and a basketball shorts. (Now that's what you call, being vulnerable to hungry fangirls -_-)

Kise: Authorcchi, Lemme do this, Let me tell the readers what I was doing in this oneshot, I wanna tell them, I want me to tell them >3<

Author: Oh Okay, Mango Model -,-

Kise's POV

I was walking in the sidewalk towards the place I work as a model while wearing a sleeveless shirt and basketball shorts. Why was I wearing that? Cause I'm too lazy to find other clothes, I saw those hanged outside my closet so I took them. >3> Not troublesome right? :3 So let's get nack to where I was. While walking at the sidewalk I saw that the Teriyaki store was already open and thought that eating this food once in a while wouldn't hurt and second , It's still early, so I still have time to eat :D .

So I went inside the store, sat down at the table beside the wall and waited someone to take my order. After 5 minutes, one waitress went towards me to take my order.

"What will your or--- Wait , aren't you the famous Model slash Basketball Player, Kise Ryouta?" The waitress said in a shock

"Uhm,Yeah I am" I answered normally with a smile, and I noticed the waitress blush. I guess my charms are really that strong huh? Nyahahahaha xD

"Everyone, the Hot famous model Kise Ryouta slash Super Basketball Player is here in our store, don't dilly-dally and get your pens and anything that can be written on here." The waitress suddenly shouted and ran towards the kitchen door, and I sensed that there's something that's gonna happen that always happens *_* TIME TOOO RUUUN!!!.

I immediately picked up my bag and ran outside the store, As I got out the store I bumped in to a group of girls, I think they are in junior high.

"Oh sorry, just in a rush" I immediately apologized

"It's okay, Hey aren't you Kise Ryouta?" As she said that outloud the rest of the group immediately screamed and more people came near me, taking pictures, selcas -,- and asking for my autograph.

"Kyaaa, Kise-kun Can I have a picture w/ you?"

"I'll gladly say yes but not right now, I'm in a rush, Gomen!" I refused properly to the girl. But more came and persuaded, I've been hearing the words and phrases everywhere.

"Kise, Can I have your autograph?"

"Kise, Let's eat breakfast together!!!"

"KIIISEEE!"

"KISE LOOK AT ME!!"

I did not take it and tried my best to struggle out the crowd and ran as fast as I could but they were chasing me and so are the waitresses and the female chefs, I saw an alley at my left and went there, Ran as fast as I could, not minding my appearance which is so horrible to look at, I look like a pretty boy thief that has just snatched a bag and ran as fast as he could so that he will not be caught. As I got out the alley more people saw me and joined the chase. Running was not a problem to me but I'm already hungry so my running speed decreased I tried to be fast as I could. Passed through alley to alley, sidewalk to sidewalk, sidewalk to store, store to sidewalk and then still continued until I was already near the company building I'm working at. I increased my speed and ran as fast I could but 1 chase group was already near my companies entrance so I took a detour in the alley at my right I ran as fast as I could, bumped into a trash can, ripped my shirt on a nail when I leaned on a wall to rest for awhile like 3 secs maybe ! And then got back at running and got out of the alley and went inside the backdoor as the chasers were already very near me. I locked the back door of the building and felt a feeling of relief and safeness. "Wooo, tha-a-at wa-aa-as t-t-touugh" I said to myself whilw catching my breath. Sweat was already dripping down my head to my neck and I think already look like a beggar from what I've been wearing -_- I went upstairs ,to the room where my photoshoot will be held and as I opened the door I saw my friends in the GOM well except for Akashicchi and Murasakicchi though -,- . And..

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..As I though if they would see me like this, they made fun of me. Aomine was the loudest though! -,-

Aomine: Hahaha, bwahahahaha. hahahaha What the hell happened to you Kise? You look like someone who just got out from a court where bulls fought!

Midorima: You look horrible Kise *while ticking his glasses up*

Momoi: Nyahahahaha, Ki-chan you're a mess!!!

Kuroko: Kise-kun is .....

"Oh shaddap, all of you. >3< You don't know what I've experienced just lately. I was just walking in the sidewalk saw an open terkyaki store, was supposed order but the waktress called up her friends and started chasing me cause escaped, and then bumped in to female junior highschool students and they started to kill me, I ran then bumped into a trash can, ripped my shirt on a nail and almost lost my breathe, Don't you know how hard is that? T_____T " I explained everything to them, and was hoping that they would pity me >3> but...

Kuroko: Nope, I don't know how hard that is, I'm not a drop-dead hot famous model and basketball though.

Momoi: Poor Ki-chan but still..

... nyahahahahaha I can't stop laughing just by looking at you xD

Aomine: BWAHAHAHAHA I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT FEELS, AND I SURE AM LUCKY THAT I'M NOT A MODEL LIKE YOU!!! XP

They argued and argued and Kise was already starting to cry and the rest just continued teasing him. POOOR MANGO ! :3

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Nyahaha, so hope you liked it guys ^v^