Some Absolute Nonsense

6 0 0
                                    

Ever since i watched Spider-Man into the Spiderverse and i saw that Peter B. Parker goes to get back with his wife or whoever at the end of the movie i cant stop wondering how it all works. Like? If a couple gets a divorce but some years later they decide to get back together what happens? Do they un-file divorce? Can they get married again?

Do you think that the first person to be able to see in color was like "whoa guys this is wild" and all the other cave people didn't care? Jokes on the cavemen we be seeing in color now lads

I wonder if those people who try to dance all hot to that me!me!me! song realize the song is literally about sex addiction

Theres this stupid assembly they're making us go to today (2/15/19), and its this dude called "DJ Choices" talking to everyone about the "dangers of opioid abuse" like what kind of process do u have to go thru in order to think 'yes my dream career is rapping to high school students about drugs' like? We've been hammered with the 'drug bad' lesson since kindergarten 

I have bad teeth (my jawline is too small for all my teeth) so stuff gets stuck in my mouth all the time and i wonder about what whim of evolution decided that we had like 500 teeth that last for -5 years. 

I wonder if in the future we'll evolve better teeth or if cus its the future we'll have iron mouth

Honestly dunno about y'all but all the boys in my school are like,, in love with drawing penises lmao

Honestly been very much considering doing a nsfw one shot of snake bite, not everyone really wants pro in their stories. The people on my discord server get the editing team treatment n see a lot of my in progress chapters before you guys do. 

Really mad because this girl is gonna win first place in a challenge that gets you a 100 on our final. Honestly wasn't expecting to win but I was in first and now I'm in second and I just really really don't wanna have to take the final :( 

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Apr 09, 2019 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Things I Think AboutWhere stories live. Discover now