juancock added 'daddytae' to the chat
juancock added 'thiccboichim' to the chat
juancock added 'papijoon' to the chat
juancock added 'handsomemanjin' to the chat
juancock added 'saltysuga' to the chat
juancock added 'hoesuck' to the chat
juancock: hey bitches
thiccboichim: stfu i literally heard you screaming tae's name all night last night. youre the real bitch here 🤷♂️
daddytae: its true kook
juancock: fuck all of u
papijoon: gladly ;)
saltysuga: im trying to sleep everyone literally stafu
thiccboichim: no
saltysuga: excuse me?
saltysuga: mind repeating that, jimin?
thiccboichim: i-
thiccboichim: ngl that turned me on a little oops-
saltysuga: 🤷♂️
handsomemanjin: yall need help
hoesuck: says the one who just sat in front of a mirror for a half an hour talking about how 'handsome' he is sksks
handsomemanjin: fuck off
juancock: istg cant everyone just be nice? smfh
thiccboichim: literally the first text you sent to this chat was 'hey bitches' so dont say nothing about ppl not being nice akdhfskl
juancock: whatever. you cant get dick so 🤷♂️
saltysuga: hmmmm i beg to differ
hoesuck: ew tmi hyung
handsomemanjin: omg shut up seok youre just jealous that you dont have a dick to ride yourself
hoesuck: fuck you bitch
handsomemanjin: sorry i already have someone to fuck me 🤷♂️
hoesuck: that was cold hyung ❄️😰
handsomemanjin: i guess you shouldnt bite the hand that feeds you 🤷♂️❌😬👋🍛
hoesuck: whatever smh
saltysuga: l e t. m e. s l e e p.
thiccboichim: but whyyyyyy
saltysuga: because i said so 🙄
saltysuga has left the chat
thiccboichim: 😢
thiccboichim: im sad im leaving
thiccboichim: bye sluts
thiccboichim has left the chat
juancock: well fuck everyones leaving
daddytae: its because this chat is stupid sksk
juancock: 😲
juancock: im offended!
daddytae: talk to the hand bitch ✋✋✋
juancock: ugh whatever nijfnls
daddytae has left the chat
papijoon: guess ill leave too 🤷♂️👋
papijoon has left the chat
hoesuck has left the chat
handsomemanjin: sorry kook..
handsomemanjin has left the chat
juancock: whatever
juancock has left the chat
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that was complete and total trash im so sorry you had to read that-
YOU ARE READING
BTS c r a c k stories
Humorwhat tf is upppp so i havent wrote a story on wattpad in literally like forever so hEre i aM this is just going to be a bunch of crack scenarios oops so yeet hope you enjoy which you probably wont because i cant even write crack fics but eh-
