Hello people of the twenty-first century, well unless you had a time machine and went back in time to read this awesome rant...but you could have a time machine and still be from the twenty-first century... Anywhales, Once upon a time, I went on a boring fishing trip, and I had my laptop and I decided to write a rant and this is how this rant came to your viewing! Ta-da!
Before I start this rant, I want you know that the rant doesn't apply to every girl, because I have some amazing friends who are pretty awesome and if I have any grammer errors, you're free to tell me and I'll fix it. If you are offended or find this stupid my advice is for you to STOP reading this. You know go crazy and make a rant about how much you hate this rant. I would find it pretty amusing. :)
1.If we think all the drama at school is dumb why do we watch reality shows like Jersey Shore or Keeping Up With Kardashians.They're just as stupid.
2. Why do we need so much lip gloss? I mean applying once in awhile is fine but every minute drives me crazy. I don't know about you but I don't find super shiny lips pretty or anything. Lip gloss basically looks like vegetable oil with glitter from the crafts store for "Sparkly" affect.
3. I'm guessing that you guys have watched the Titanic. I hear so many girls saying they cried when Jack dies meanwhile a bunch of kids and adults are I don't know...DYING ON A SINKING SHIP SURROUNDED BY THE ATLANTIC OCEAN! Look if Rose wasn't such a selfish jerk and shared the drift wood with Jack maybe he wouldn't be dead so stop crying over Jack, sharpen your pitchforks, and make a Rose (Not the flower) hate club.
4. Most girls believe that we're equal to guys. Well wake up and smell the coffee (Starbucks if you want. That would definitely wake you up! Who doesn't love Starbucks?) because we aren't! Most girls expect the guys to open the the doors for them or give up their sweaters when it's freezing cold. Well first of all, stop being stupid, check the weather and see if it's cold or windy today. This would save a lot of freezing guys out there who lost their sweaters to us girls. Second, have some equality to men, suck it up and give up your sweater once in awhile (if it doesn't fit them then...) I never been in a relationship but I always give up my sweater to my brother and cousins. It's a known fact that I get cold easily to all my friends. Don't be selfish (Sounds like shellfish.Hmm, Sheeeeelfisssssh!) like Rose or whatever her name is and give up your sweater once in awhile!
5.To all of you girls who are in a relationship, stop complaining when a guy invites you to do an activity such as basketball with him. I'm sure you dragged him to the mall or whatever you do once in awhile so let the guy have his turn. In a way I believe the guy's saying this is what I like to do with my time and I want to share it with you.
6. Stop complaining about your periods to me!!! I don't want to hear it and I don't find it to be a very scintillating topic if you ask me. Please talk about anything like Pretty Little Liars or whatever you girls watch.
7.To all fans (Well not all because some of these complaints doesn't apply to everyone.) of the movie, the Notebook. One, terrible movie, I laughed the whole time. Two, how can the Notebook be one of your favorite movies and yet you do not know who Nicholas Sparks wrote the book. Seriously, I know some girls who didn't even know it was a book! I read some Nicholas Sparks because a friend recommended them to me and they're not that bad, in fact I I think they are waaaaay better than the movies.
8. Don't get me started with you Beiber fans!! A piece of his lyrics from his song boyfriend,"Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't. I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know." How do you find Buzz Lightyear (Toystory is an awesome movie though) attractive? Excuse me but I don't want to date a space ranger who's plastic and probably has "Made In China" on his butt. Look, I don't hate Justin Beiber, I'll admit the kid has talent but his songs and whatever he calls good sense of fashion suck, no offense to you Beiber fans.
9. Again, I never been in a relationship buuuut, Put your big girl pants on and STOP crying over every dramatic thing that happens in you love life. If you guys break up, start dancing Because YOU could flirt or date with anyy hot guy you want and YOU are now free to dance to Beyonce's Single Ladies! Have fun with your single life, trust me I'm having the time of my life.
10. Why do you girls wear heals that are too high for you to walk. You get all dressed up to have fun and then you hurt yourself or you end up sitting down the whole time. Either rip those demon shoes off and just have fun or have some common sense and wear flats or heels with less height.
