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    Right now, I'm pretty much a bum at home sick. WHAT? How did this happen- short story shorter. Dancing in the rain= fever. Meanwhile Noah and Allie from the Notebook are sucking each other's face off in the rain and they're just fine and dandy.

1. To all of you fans of the store Pink. ( BTW hate that store) Why? Why? Why do you guys pay $25 dollars for a plain shirt that says Pink and guess what...IT'S NOT PINK! The shirt would be blue or green or something and the shirt says "Pink." Even if the shirt was pink it still looks stupid. You could get so many cool shirts and you buy a plain orange shirt that says "Pink."

2. I'm a huge fan of Halloween but when I see a stupid or skimpy costume. IT KILLS ME! I found crayola and an m&m costume for teens and it's just a dress that says "crayola" or "m&m" on it. When I first saw I was laughing thinking "Haha! No one will wear that!" -_- I was wrong.

3. STOP CALLING GIRLS SLUTS IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DRESS LIKE ONE THE NEXT DAY! Seriously, I had this one friend who complained about how short some girl's shorts were. The next day she wore a pair of shorts that were even shorter. I don't get it! If someone can explain why you guys do this, I would love to hear.

4. A lot of girls say it's the inside that counts and you find it sweet when you read a novel or watch a movie where the guy falls for the girl despite her looks yet when some sweet guy with well not the greatest looks asks you out you say no in cold blood.

5.To all of you team Peeta fans. First of all, I heard girls say the Hunger Games is the most "romantic" book ever.NO, the Hunger Games is not a romance book, it's a survival story with death,suspense and blood and you're probably saying it's the most romantic book because you hardly read any books and The Hunger was the closest thing you had to a romance novel. Second, I find the whole Team Peeta/Gale thing stupid but if I had to choose between the two it would be Gale. Peeta just paints and bakes bread. The only thing he can do usefully is face painting and probably attacking enemies with a bread stick. Gale can actually kick ass and who wouldn't want a cute guy calling you Katnip?

6. A lot of girls claim they know what romance is yet when they're boyfriends change their facebook status from single to dating or whatever you scream you're head off and think it's the most romantic thing ever.

7. Stop complaining about how "fat" you are to me! I know some girls from school who would always complain  that they want to loose weight and they get all depressed. meanwhile they're eating a bagful of chips. First of all they're not even fat! If they want to look better screw dieting :run some laps or something.Keep the weight and make the fat into muscle. If you're to lazy then stop complaining that you're fat to me. I'm not Dumbeldore, I can't make your so called fat disappear.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 02, 2012 ⏰

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