Dumb Fanfic Moments (Da 1D Version)

A Thousand Showers a Day

I woke up to the bright sunlight piercing through the gaps of the curtains on my window. Collecting all my strength, I hopped out of bed and headed to my bathroom. I went in my bathroom and turned on the shower. I stripped off my clothes while I let the water heat up. After stripping my clothes, I checked if the water is warm enough.

When I saw that it was, I started to wash my whole body. Then, I grabbed my strawberry shampoo and started cleaning my wavy brown hair.

After rinsing my whole body, I turned the water off and hopped out of the shower and wrapped my fluffy pink towel. I then walked over to my walk in closet and grabbed a random shirt and put my fav jumper on.

After dressing up, I blow dried my hair and then I braided it.

*After 4 hours*

"Cookie we're going to an interview in a couple of minutes"

"Oh ok. Let me just have a shower"

1.Everybody wakes up to the bright sunlight.

"I woke up to the bright sunlight piercing through the gaps of the curtains on my window."

I probably read this like a million times. Almost every fanfic would start like this.

But then again, they're fanfics.

2.Endless showers.

Like what the actual fudge!? It's not like you just had an intense workout. You don't have to fridgin' go shower everytime you are going somewhere.

3.Le me just strip off

Oh and did you know that 'remove' never exist because 'striped off' is just the most fabulous word to use?

4. Strawberry shampoo. The only shampoo scent there will ever be.

Why does it have to always be a strawberry scented one? Why not a cherry? Or a lemon? Or even a freaking banana?

5.Fluffy Pink Towels.

Don't get me wrong, I love these fluffy pink towels but don't you think its too overused?

Or maybe fluffy pink towels are the only kind of towels in the market nowadays.

Imagine Harry in a fluffy pink towel XD

6.Let us all hop.

hop \ˈhäp\

intransitive verb

1 : to move by a quick springy leap or in a series of leaps; also : to move as if by hopping

Duh. Did you know that hopping in the shower could cause you to slip? Unless your main goal is to get into a coma? (wink wink;we're gonna get to that later)

Plot Twist: Characters in fanfics are actually bunnys disguised as humans.

7.Deodorants

Is it just rumors or deodorants are already extinct?

I know that it would be quite disgusting to include a part where a character is putting deodorant but atleast include a "I started putting my clothes obviously putting my undergarments and deodorant and such first."

Like seriously, I never heard characters having deodorant in their room.

Or it would turn into: Harry leaned in to kiss me but then he stopped.

"Cookie, when was the last time you put on deodorant?"

"Oh I don't know? 10 years ago?"

"The f*ck? Sorry but, I have to break up with you. Come back when you've learned how to put deodorant on."

A/N

So I think I exaggerated the last part a bit. But you know YOLO!

And if you're planning to comment hate here. Well, mustachio would gladly escort you to the Forbidden Forest and feed you to Grawp.

Also, if you're writing a fanfic and my words somehow struck you, I'm so sorry I didn't mean it like that. All of this is just for laughs.

On the brighter side, thank you so much for reading. I would appreciate each and every comment/feedback/vote/fan. So please please vote and comment!

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-A