🍻 Drunk texts 🍻

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Alex

Alex -

Lexy💗: Heeeeyyy Babey! Let's fly to Uranus! And shit on the murs!

You: Lexy what the fuck.

You-

N/n💐: Lexy!! Lauwens is so fucking lames!

Lexy💗: Babe, Spelling mistakes! Also, are you drunk?

Aaron

Aaron-

A- A- Ron💕: Babebbeee, I want fucc

My baby💞: I'm sorry, Whaaaa?

A- A- Ron💕: Fucc Laffy!

My baby💞:.....R u drunk?

You-

My baby💞: Aron! There's an owl eating my headpones!

A- A- Ron💕: TF!? I told ya not to drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herc

Herc-

My hero💋: Me, You, Fucc, Movies

My music babe🎤: Ello- Wtf? Tf, U high or somthin'?

My hero💋: Nu, I want fucc u!

My music babe🎤: If u get here before I fall asleep then, Fine

You-

My music babe🎤: ...... Lafayette is day!

My hero💋: ????

My music babe🎤: Gay! He is day for u!!! I will lock u in house for year!

My hero💋: Babe, Ur cute but pls. This is why I dont take u to drink w/ me

John

John-

Turtle dad🐢: Ey, Hoeny.

Turtle Mum🐢: ...U mean 'Honey' ?

Turtle dad🐢: Boi.....👋

Turtle Mum🐢: Weirdo :c

You-

Turtle Mum🐢: MAH TURTLE DITCHES PONIES!!!

Turtle Dad🐢: WTF!??? What r u talkin' 'bout

Turtle Mum🐢: Dooooppp$$$$!!!!

Lafayette

Lafayette-

Mah Baguette: MAH BAGUETTE HAS AWOKEN ❗❗❕❕

Mon dream Cherie💘: Laffy! Its four am, Go to bed amour

Mah Baguette: NON, MAH BAGUETTE NEEDS ATTENTION!!

You-

Mon dream Cherie💘: Booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii succs dik!!

Mah Baguette: Mon amour........WHAT BOI???????? WTF IS A BOI!?

🍻 OK I'm sorry but I can't, 😹😂😂🍻😂

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