"Could you please stop being straight? It's kinda annoying."
"Cuckoo bananas is a gayer version of what straight people call 'love'."
"I'm sorry for exposing your straightness."
"Do gays emo or do emos gay?"
Friend 4: if you ever need advice you can talk to me. I can help you.
Friend 1: So idk what to do because my family is unsupportive of my sexuality.
Friend 4: lmao I wouldn't know what to do why are you asking me? Go ask someone else.
Friend 3: may I hold your hand?
Friend 1: that's a little gay but sure.
"I'm gonna tell your parents that you're gay and I'm your girlfriend if you don't listen to me."
Friend 1: I'm a lesbian.
Friend 2: I've known that since a week after you told me you were bi.
Friend 3: i ThOuGhT yOu WeRe AmErIcAn
Friend 1: I'm gay
Friend 4: actually you're les
Friend 1: who do you think you are to tell me who i am?
Friend 2: what were you saying?
Friend 1: oh yeah so I'm les.
"This is my wife. I'm like the lesbian Jesus even though I have a boyfriend."
