Hello readers! Thank you for taking the time to read this utterly terrible book, you're actually probably just skipped this anyways. I just wanted to properly address this book is undergoing heavy drafting, it actually only has like what, three chapters? (Editing is far off children...) I'll try to update weekly but life's a mess right now. So why not write a book on Cliche lovers? Is it corny and terrible? Yes. Does it make sense or have any plot in general at all? No. But I'm 12 so suck it up, buttercup.
WARNING!- THIS BOOK STRUGGLES WITH SUICIDAL THEMES AND SIMILAR SYMPTOMS, LIKE, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION, AND BAD SELF-IMAGE. READ AT OWN RISK!
(This idea came to me a 3 AM, on the toilet, listening to Billie Eilish, Bury a Friend. (Wearing HP socks :3))
P.S.
I wouldn't have gotten here without my dear friend, Google.
From Thesaurus.com to low key searching up corny jokes because my Inspiration left with my dignity. Also, a lot of other amazing book writers to inspired me to write this book. I'll never be as amazing as them but I'll always try!
Without further or do, enjoy my Poppies! -At risk
Poppy is not responsible for any eye pain, lost brain cells, or utter disbelief that someone could write something as close to pure junk as this book.
--Onions™ -(Lolwhyamitryingtostealanonionsproperty?) 2019
- (A lot of people be like don't copy my FrEaKinG bOoK u PeRvert, I understand that but I don't really care if you copy meh book it's cringe anyway. :D)
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