I wobbled out of my room. I looked like a constipated penguin, but I honestly could look worse.
" Why are you walking like that?!" My mom said through her smile.
I sighed and took one small step at a time. She put me right next to the boy.
" Thanks a lot, mom!!" I said in my head while staring at him.
He was wearing a black and white shirt that obviously didn't fit him. He was super skinny but he had muscles. He had doe eyes and plump lips. Not my type!
I rolled my eyes into none existence and sat next to him.
"....... My son used to be the top in every class, he got straight A's every grade. I'm expecting him to do that this year also." His mom said to my mom conversating while I sat there and listened.
" pshh, he's never gonna beat me," I mumbled.
" what?" He asked
" I said you're never gonna beat me! I'm the smartest kid in the whole grade so try me." I snapped at him
" not for the long babe." He replied looking back at our parents still conversating.
The "ladylike" person my mom told me to be was now gone, I went back to my normal self, and I was ready to smack a bitch up.
" the Hell you just call me? I'm not one of your "babes'' ok, so don't call me that unless you want that to be the last thing you say ever!!!" I yelled at him, interrupting our parent's conversation.
"Mhm, whatever you say," He replied, winking at me, " babe.".
In my 14 years of living, I've never committed a crime but I was about to strangle this kid right in from of his mom. My hands were ready, I was about to do it. Then my brother walked in
" sorry I'm a late mom." He mumbled.
I could tell he was drunk, high, and tired. Probably had a long night with one of his prossies. He sat on the other side of the delusional kid with his phone out this is my chance!. I pull out my phone and fly through my thousands of apps to find contacts. Justice is served.
~On The Phone~
Oppa! Y'know I love youuu: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌:? what you want
Oh, nothing really, just a favor: Me
Dumbitch 🙄👌: WHAT. IS. IT.
Can you pls take this guy outside?: Me
Dumbitch:🙄👌 hhhh was in et 4 me?
I won't tell mom about your "soda": Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: I hate u, what do I do?
Just hang out with him IDC: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: you lucky I like u
THANKYOUOPPA. let's get dis hoe: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: mhm ok
~Off The Phone~
I looked over to an aggravated Minho, sometimes I appreciated my brother very much. This time was one of those times.
He tapped the kid on the shoulder and gestured to the door. He shrugged his shoulders and followed my brother outside. SUCCESS!!
Like the good girl I am, I waited for our parents to finish the conversation. When they did I decided to inform them of their sons doing.
" uhm they left, he went with Minho... So can I go now?" I asked my mom, but the other lady interrupted my mom and started questioning me.
" so do you think my son should date you? Do you think you would make a good mom? A good housewife? A good partner?" She swarmed me with questions but I tried to remain calm even though her talking about me being a mom almost made me throw up, throw up.
I adjusted in my seat and played with my fingers so I wouldn't have to look into their piercing eyes.
" y-yes I think so." I lied to them
The last thing I wanted to be is a wife, let along have children too, what's worse is that it's with that guy I was talking about!! He's so not my type, im into nerdy guys with good personalities and all the smarts, he doesn't even look like any of that.
She questioned me for about 2 more long dreadful hours, I rather have had someone pull out chunks of my hair every second but sadly I didn't have a choice. She got up and ready herself to walk out the door.
" Where is my son again exactly?" She asked
" oh he's hanging with my brother, I'll call them."
On The Phone
Ok, his ma ready to go, Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: ok, but dat mean?
Bring him back smartass!: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: oh, then we got a prob
What did you do now?: Me
Dumbitch_🙄👌: he drunk my "soda"
Are you kidding?!!: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: No, my bad
That's UNDERAGE DRINKING!!!: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: yea, I kno
You dummy! I'm coming rn: Me
Dumbitch🙄👌: ok
"Ugh such a dummy" I mumbled
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Second Place || Hyunjin FF||
Fanfiction" if being first is what ut takes for you to love me, I'll never be second" Lee y/n, the extra virgin oil nerd, is the sister to the baddest, dumbest kid in the whole neighborhood, Lee minho. When a new kid moves to school, and takes the only thi...
