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Gray: Putting milk before cereal is divorce worthy
Natsu: So is wetting your toothbrush BEFORE you put on the toothpaste
Lucy: Well excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first
Gray: Who the fuck DOESNT wet their toothbrush before putting the toothpaste on? What the fuck?
Natsu: Who the fuck does?
Gray: I the fuck do
Natsu: What the fuck man
Gray: Fuck you
Lucy, sighing: This is how civil wars are started

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