Sadly, this is the last chapter since Wattpad only allows 200 chapters per book. I'll probably make a new incorrect quote book after this! Since this is the last chapter I'm going to make an extra long one ;)) This is basically all of them drunk
Gray: I WANNA STEAL THE DECLARATION ON INDEPENDENCE
Lucy: *hits him on the head* NO TIME. WE GOTTA EAT LASAGNA
Natsu: I WANT LASAGNA
Lucy: Too bad you don't get get any!
Happy: Let's have lasagna at Lucy's house!
Lucy: I CANT THE PRESIDENT IS COMING OVER
Happy: Whats better than the president eating lasagna
Gray: Me eating lasagna
Juvia: GRAYYYYYY-SAMA I LOVE YOUUUU
Gray: NATSUUUUUUU
Natsu: GRAYYYYYYY
Cana: Juvia got ignored. Hehe
Freed: I WANT A LAXUS SHAPED BUG
Bickslow: I THINK I ATE ONE
Freed: *shoves his hands down Bickslow's throat* GIMME
Juvia: *crying* Gray am I not pretty enough for you
Gray: I wanna marry the Declaration of Independence
Lucy: O.o I thought you wanted to steal it
Gray: 🎶 IM GONNA MARRY IT ANYWAY 🎶
Juvia: WHENS THE WEDDING. I NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO CRY
Gray: I dunno I gotta ask the declaration
Happy: CAN I EAT IT?
Gray: YOU CANT EAT MY HUSBAND
Erza: WAIT SO ARE YOU THE WIFE?
Gray: Obviously what else would I be
Jellal: isn't a wedding where someone dances in the centre and everyone throws money at them
Erza: No that's a strip-
Carla: WE NEED SOME HOLY WATER IN THIS PLACE
Wendy: Carla, are you a stripper?
Carla: Why are you all like this
Erza: CARAL IS A STRIPPER CANON CONFIRMED
Happy: *throws money at Carla* BE MY PERSONAL STRIPPER
Carla: I'm leaving
Happy: NUUUUUU MY PERSONAL STRIPPER...
Natsu: WAIT I WANT A STRIPPER
Lucy: I'll be your stripper
Gray: *dancing on a pole* Move over bitch I got here first
Natsu: SOMEBODY COME GET HER SHES DANCING LIKE A STRIPPERRRRR
Freed: *crying* I wanna fuck Laxus but he's an S class wizard and too busy for me
Freed: WHY ARE YOU RUINING THIS MARRIAGE LAXUS
Laxus: I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO FREED
Carla: Don't tell me you're drunk too, Laxus
Laxus: Uhhh no. Why? Are they drunk?
Freed: *eyes widen and grabs onto Laxus* MARRY ME SEMPAI
Natsu: NO WAIT I WANNA FUCK LAXUS TOO
Gray: YOU STOLE NATSU FROM ME
Lucy: And you stole Natsu from me
Juvia: AND THE DECLARATION ON INDEPENDENCE STOLE GRAY FROM ME
Gray: CHILL THE FUCK OUT EVERYONE I CAN MARRY ALL OF YOU
Cana: I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY
Loke: HELL YEAHHHHH
Cana: I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABYYYYY
Gray: *crying on the ground* when they always say yee haw but they never ask haw yee
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Fairy Tail Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThe Fairy Tail guild is a crazy place. Have you ever wondered what conversations go on in just a normal day? This book brings you to the snippets of conversation overheard by our sources at the Fairy Tail guild. [Published Daily]
