Kappa X Reader (HuGe sMuT AlErT)

Flirty Pants

I know Kappa. I literally watch his videos. I'm trying so hard not to fangirl. I've also had the biggest crush on him. "I actually know you," I said. "Oh, you do," he asked. "Yeah, I watch your videos all of the time. You are super funny," I said with excitement. "Oh yeah, i honestly forgot I made videos to be honest," he said with a quirky laugh.

"It's really nice to meet you. I can't believe your friends with Noodz," I said. "You call her Noodz? I call her hookie cause of her name," he said with a laugh. "I call her that cause she loves Noodle for the band Gorillaz," I said. "That makes sense. But I never caught your name. What is your name," Kappa asked.

"My name is Y/N," I replied. "That's a very beautiful name. It fits your beauty," he said matter-of-factly. I started to blush hard and he did too. "Can you two stop flirting and get some coffee," Noodz said with a laugh.

We all got in line for some coffee. Noodz got hers first. Next, it was Kappa's turn. He ordered and before I could say what I wanted, Kappa said, "I will pay for hers as well." I thanked him and ordered my coffee, lots of cream and lots of sugar, just like Wolfs' from Pulp Fiction.

As we got our coffee and sat down, I told Kappa that I will pay him back. "No worries Y/N, It's not everyday when I can pay for a beautiful womans coffee," he said as he blushed and smiled. I thanked him again and Noodz excused herself to go to the bathroom and to let us "lovebirds" talk.

"So, why did you move here, Y/N?" "Well, to be honest it was time for a change." "America wasn't so good ay?" "No, it wasn't." We have been sitting here for 10 minutes. Noodz texted me that she had to go to her job cause someone called in sick. So, now it was just me and Kappa.

"Why aren't you drinking your coffee," Kappa asked. "Well, I'm a bit of a weirdo when it comes to drinking coffee. I wait for 10 or so minutes till it gets warm then I chug it. I can't stand sipping coffee for some odd reason," I replied. "That's actually pretty... cool. I've never done it before though," he said with a smile.

After we finished our coffee, we walked to the mall. "So, do you have a boyfriend," Kappa asked. "No. My last one was..." I hesitated and stopped walking. All of those horrible memories came back to me in a flash, faster than a lightning strike. I tried not to cry. The last time I saw him was four weeks ago, when the cops were putting him in the back of their car as I sat in an ambulance.

"Hey, are you okay? Please don't cry. I don't want to see you cry. I'm sorry for asking, just please don't cry," he pleaded. "Its not your fault. Its okay. The reason I moved here was because of my ex, he nearly killed me. So, I had to get away, far away where he couldn't find me," I told him as tears slowly rolled down my cheeks. "If I ever see him, I will hurt him for doing this to such a lovely and precious girl. I will protect you," he said. I hugged him and he hugged me back. I wiped away my tears and out on a smile. "Lets get going, shall we," I said.

"Okay," he replied. We walked into to mall, and I headed straight for my favorite store, Hot Topic. I dragged Kappa in there with me. "You must really love Hot Topic ay," he asked. "Yes, this is wear I get my band merch and hair dye," I answered. After Hot Topic, we went to Game Stop. I absolutely loved it. I got a bunch of games and a PS4 since I had to sell my other one.

After the mall, we walked to the park, just talking about random topics. "I forgot to ask, do you have a girlfriend," I asked. "Nope," he answered. "Nice. So your still a virgin ay," I asked with a laugh. "Oi, maybe I am, who knows. Are you," he asked with a laugh. "To be honest, yeah I am," I said. "I'm shocked. Your just such a pretty girl," he said. "I'll take that as a compliment," I said while laughing.

My phone started to ring, it was Noodz. "Hello." "Hey Y/N, I have some bad news. I forgot to give you a key and I'm going to be at work all night. You can either come and get them or stay with Kappa. I work way across town," she said. I relayed the news to Kappa and he insisted that I could stay at his place. I told Noodz and she apologized and hung up.

"Welp... wanna head back to my place since its getting dark," Kappa asked. "Sure," I answered.