Baby Boy || taekook

cuarenta y cinco

hewwo babies im here to bless you with my presence

yo guys this french guy has my snapchat right but he cant speak english, bUT he calls me all the time his voice is so fucking deep and it sounds beautiful when hes speaking french, the other day he called me and he was touching himself aND SOS ANSNSN HE TOLD ME O COUNDLT TOUCJ AND IT WAS HORRIBLE but he sounds good tho

AND HEA TRYING TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY BROS I HAVE WON AT LIFE

anygays here's your update

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(Time skip bitches)

"Yoongi's going to jail right?" Jungkook asked Taehyung as they cuddled on his couch, "yeah baby, you won't have to see him again"

It's been 5 months since the entire incident, Jungkook has gotten better with Sooyoung as this therapist. Yoongi and Misun were said to go to jail for 20 years for their crimes however Yoongi might spend more time for the killings he did, Jimin has gotten better as well he's been spending more time with Sooyoung, Jungkook thinks everyone has gotten better

"You won't leave me right?" Jungkook stared at Taehyung, his doe eyes filled with concern, "of course not" Taehyung kissed him softly

"I love you and I'm never leaving"

"I love you too"

"Hey can you guys shut the fuck up" Irene snapped, cuddling into Namjoon further, Hoseok had fallen asleep a few minutes ago making Namjoon her new cuddle buddy

"Why are you ruining our moment, you bitch" Jungkook threw popcorn at her, some landed on Hoseok making him whine

"Can you both shut up" Sooyoung said seated him Jimin's lap, "I'm trying to watch the movie"

"We saw this a million times" Jimin said before kissing her making everyone jaws drop

"JIMIN KISSED SOOYOUNG JIN" Taehyung screamed

"DID YOU GET IT ON CAMERA" Jin screamed back, you could hear his hurried footsteps (poor jin went to the bathroom)

"Jimin are you gay?" Jimin shrugged, "I think I'm bi guys"

"Finally!" Hoseok screamed opening his eyes, "I'm not the only bisexual anymore!"

"Hold on you're bi?" Jungkook asked, "I thought you were straight"

"Oh boy I thought that too" Hoseok sighed "but then I saw Bang Chan from Stray Kids"

"That's completely understandable" Jungkook said , "bro his fucking arms"

"Bitch I know right" Hoseok said, "like can he fuck me"

"Hobi is my new best friend" Jungkook leaned against Taehyung's chest, "I love Hobi"

"Thanks Kookie" Hoseok pulled Irene close to him and kissed her head, "you know I love you right"

Irene sighed, "you have to choose me or Bang Chan?"

"Bang Chan" Hoseok said immediately, "babe I was kidding" Hoseok rushed out as Irene got up, "I love you"

"Can someone explain why this hetero shit is in front of me" Jin scoffed, "I'm here for the gay"

"I'm gay" Taehyung said proudly

"Yes baby we know" Jungkook kissed his cheek

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i dont know what i just wrote but hopefully its funny

um so guys stan ateez for good health

and what's your favorite song at the moment (please tell me im begging i need new music)