The 69 and the 3 (Shuhei Hisagi X Reader)

Drunk Night.

Most of these Chapters belong to @XxXJudeXxX She's the one that came up with most of these paragraphs and gave me the idea of an Shuhei X reader. So go over to her profile and give her some <3<3<3<3. Thanks @XxXJudeXxX!!!

Black is the parts I got from @XxXJudeXxX but changed the words around.

Normal is my parts.

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Y/n's POV.

I walked into my brother's office and hoped to see Rangiku. Toshiro sighed.
"Whatever happened to knocking? Is the door broken?" He asked sarcastically. God sometimes I hate his sarcastic side but it's really funny.
"Idk and I don't really care. BTW Shiro, have you seen Ran," I said.
"At the pub with Izuru and your little boyfriend~" He slightly teased. I growled.
"Me and Shuhei are not dating!" I said.
"Right and I'm not a sarcastic bitch," he said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah when you don't wanna be," I said.
"Anyway, what's wrong?" He asked.
"Rangiku said that she's going to give me back the money I leanded her but I couldn't find her," I said. Me and Rangiku are good friends. She was my first friend to be exact. Shiro sighed.
"Okay, you might wanna get going," smiled Shiro. He doesn't do that a lot but when he's with
family (juts family) he smiles a lot. I smiled back and left.

I walked into the bar and saw the three Lieutenants, wait two. Where's Lieutenant Kira? I shrugged and pinched her ear.
"Ow! Why y/n?!" She cried.
"You owe me money, woman!" I said. She didn't move. I looked at her.
"She passed out on me!" I thought.
"Heeeeeeey Y/n," giggled a drunk but sexy Shuhei from his seat.
"Hello Shuhei. Where's Lieutenant Kira?" I asked not seeing the other Lieutenant.
"He went hoooommmmmmee~" said the male Lieutenant. I sighed.
"Lets get the both of you home then," i said.
"Yay~" Shuhei cheered. I picked up Rangiku and tooked her home even though Shuhei is wobbling. After I tooked Rangiku home. I slung Shuhei's arm around my shoulder and tooked him home. 

I opened the door and carried my Lieutenant in his house and into his room.
"Y/nnn," he said.
"What's the matter Shuhei?" I asked, putting the Lieutenant on his bed.
"Give me a kissss," he said.  I was flushed red at Shuhei's words. 
"Shuhei, your drunk. There's no way you actually want to kiss me. I'm not Rangiku," I said but muttered the last 3 words.
"He's always hanging around her. It's obvious that he likes Rangiku, plus I'm not pretty enough for him. Also I fell like I'm in the way of their relationship" I thought sadly.
"But I want a kiss," he pouted.
"He's acting like a child," I thought while sweat-dropped. I tucked him into bed.
"Good night Shuhei," I said. I turned off his light and let the sleeping Lieutenant sleep. I went outside and saw it was dark. I sighed.
"Hey H/n (Hollow name), can you take me home?" I thought.
"Of course, princess," she replied. She tooked control of my body and tooked me home. I had myself back my body when I entered my room. Too tried to even get change, I fell onto bed and falling straight to darkness.