There once was a group of travelers comprised of an unstable, 4'2" 10 year old girl named Juno, a mage named Caster who was exiled from his home for burning down the library, and the beefiest woman you have ever seen named Helga. On a quest to rid the world of geese they set out on their journey. What did the geese do to deserve extinction you ask, well they ate all of the Moon Pastries. Due to Juno's unhealthy addiction to the euphoric treat she demands BLOOD. Their story begins in the town of Thalamor, home to the Geese tribe. Juno,Caster, and Helga has just entered the Emporium Tavern as they hear blood curdling screams and what appears to be geese squawks. The trio races outside only to be greeted by the chunkiest goose to ever exist, Sharlene. Sharlene makes eye contact with Helga for an uncomfortable amount of time and winks as she bites the head off of the priest. Helga is enraged because she follows the almighty Scorpion God and the priest was it's advocate. Overcome by anger, Helga punches Sharlene with a tremendous amount of force sending the geese god into hell. "Well that took a turn" said Juno. Caster, standing in silence, gives a thumbs up and leaves. Helga is seen crouched over the priests body breathing heavily, and Juno leaves on her dragon. With Sharlene now gone the town could be restored to its humble state. It is said that Sharlenes squawks can still be heard throughout the town. The team members never saw each other again but they lived happily ever after.
