MY DAUGHTER
A young girl had not been home for over a year.
Upon her return; her Father cussed her.
'Where have you been all this time?
Why did you not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't you call? Txt?
Can you not understand what you put your Mother thru?'
The girl, crying, replied,
'Sniff, sniff…Dad… I became a prostitute...'
'You what!!?
Out of here, you shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as you wish," the girl said weeping, making her way out.
I just came back to give mom this luxurious fur coat, title deeds to a ten bedroom mansion plus a £5 million savings certificate for my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club.......................... (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for you all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and.. ...'
'Now what was it you said you had become?' said Dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus! You scared the hell half of me to death, girl!
I thought you said a PROTESTANT! Come here and give your old Daddy a hug.
