Interview
1. Hello. What's your name?
Xena
2. Do you know why you are named that?
No I do not
3. Are you single or taken?
No comment at this time
4. Have any abilities or powers?
I control darkness
5. What's your eye color?
Red
6. How about hair color?
Grey
7. Have any family members?
All dead and gone
8. That's pretty sad. How about pets?
I don't need pets
9. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like
Two men fighting over me
10. Wow. That's swell. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Attacking people, sitting in trees, and other private activities
11. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I have not got the pleasure yet
12. Great! What kind of animal are you?
I AM AN ONI YOU FOOLISH HUMAN
13. ..... I'm just a reporter....... Now, name your worst habits.
Disappearing and not answering males
14. Wow, I wouldn't want to be one of those "males". Do you look up to anyone at all?
I use to look up to someone
15. Who would that be?
No comment
16. Erm. Okay. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
I'm bisexual
17. Wow, that's nice. Do you go to school?
What is school? Is this some sort of human thing?
18. Yeah. Children go to school. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I would like to yes
19. Do you have any fan girls/fan boys?
I do not know
20. What are you most afraid of?
I fear nothing foolish one
21. ...What do you usually wear?
YOU HAVE EYES DO YOU NOT!!!!
22. Woah... Okay... What's one food that tempts you?
Chocolate is nice
23. Am I annoying to you?
YES
24. What class are you? (low/middle/high)
Oni Warlord
25. How many friends do you have?
13 annoyances and one friend
26. What are your thoughts on pie?
What is pie?
27. Favorite drink?
I do not know
28. What's your favorite place?
Trees
29. Are you interested in anyone?
Yes
30. Who?
Loxias
31. Wow! Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake
32. What's your type?
No comment
33. Camping or outdoors?
Outdoors
34. Good or Evil?
Good
