In which Taymor and Kentrell skip school to go to Kentrell's cousins funeral.
TAYMOR MCINTYRE.
"Thank ya!" The pastor yelled throwing his head back while stomping his foot. "Oh lord thank ya for welcoming this young lady into your lovely kingdom. She will be missed dearly, another angel you gained dear lord!"
"He lying." One of Kentrell's friends mutter from behind us. "That bîtch in hell."
I coughed with wide eyes at what he said putting my head down and a hand over my mouth so I wouldn't laugh. This is exactly why I should've stayed at school but Kentrell needed me for emotional support as he calls it.
"Shhh!" A old lady places her wrinkly finger up to her mouth while looking over my head when I leaned back up.
"Lady I'll knock yo' old ass out!" He spats. "Turn around bitch!"
"Mane." Kentrell sighs dragging a hand down his face while I looked back and forth between the two of them. The old lady nodded turning around but dug in her purse pulling out a bottle of liquid that had a cross marked on the front of it.
"Devil child!" She yells standing up throwing the liquid on him and I jumped into Kentrell's lap so it wouldn't get on me. By now the pastor stopped talking and was now paying attention to what was going on, shit everybody was.
"I rebuke you in the name of satan!"
"Get his disrespectful ass Mrs. Jenkins!" A another old lady yells standing up stomping her foot cheering.
"Ima knock all y'all the fuck out!" He yells shielding himself.
"Watch our Taymor." Kentrell taps my thigh so I could get up and I did sitting in the spot that nobody was in. I watched as Kentrell went over there and jacked his friend up before whispering in his ear as his face changed into a horrified one.
"Now shut tha' fuck up!" He yells pushing him back down in the pew. "Now you, give me this fuckin' oil!" Kentrell snatches the oil from her trembling hands.
"Oh gosh." Tee one of Kentrell's cousins mutter. "Y'all done pissed the demon off."
Kentrell walked back over to where I was and sat back beside me shaking his head while everyone watched whispering among themselves.
"Fuck y'all looking at?!" He yells making them jump. "Wrap this shit up so I can get going!"
"Y-yes." The pastor nods. "Ah, Where was I?!"
"Oh yes, um does anyone want to come up here and say a few memories or words for this young lady." He asks fixing his glasses that were on the bridge of his nose. I looked around to see another one of Kentrell's friends getting up and walking to the front fixing his tie. I face palmed myself knowing this wouldn't go well. All of Kentrell's friends were slow as hell.
"I would like to say a few words." CJ clears his throat as the pastor nods before giving him the mic. I bit down on my bottom lip when he cleared his throat again facing us.
"Good Morning everyone." He greets as a few answer back to him. "I remember the first day when I met this girl. I waxed that ass, it was aight, could've been better." CJ wipes at his eyes as a few people gasp.
"I also remember when I put my seed in KeKe and she told me she didn't want it. This is exactly what KeKe said when she found out." CJ clears his throat for the second time today before pulling his phone out his pocket.
"I don't want you in my stomach." He reads off his screen sniffling. "Abortioniana."
"Oh my." I gasp placing a hand on my chest as a few people giggled and mummer in agreement. Kentrell starts mumbling under his breath tightening his fist.
"I remember when I gave her the money for that gotdamn abortion." CJ puts his phone back up. "She owes me!"
Before you know it the mic was thrown to the side and CJ walked over to the casket flipping it open with great force. Many people begun to yell when he started to dig in her pockets.
"Give me my money bitch!" He yells slapping her. "Give me my money bitch!" CJ slaps her again as I stood out my seat to get a better view since everybody was in my way of seeing.
"Someone stop him!" Mrs. Jenkins yells standing up as well. "Oh my lord!"
"Beat that bitch ass cuz!"
"We don't play about money around these parts!" Another one of Kentrell's friends yells out and I have to admit this was one of the most ghetto funerals I ever went to.
"Hold up big bra, I'm coming to help you beat that bitch up!"
"Kentrell!" I yelled turning my body about to ask him something but he wasn't right there instead he was at the front with his fist clenched.
"Oh hell!" Tee yells. "Get Kentrell y'all know he doesn't know how to stop when he starts fighting!"
"I just wanted my daughter to one good last time on earth!" Her mother sobs as people comfort her.
"She's having more then a good time." Tee says sighing watching what was happening in front of us and I sighed knowing I would have to go calm Kentrell down. I knew I should've stayed home.
"So much for a normal funeral." I sigh again.
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[these will be coming more frequently if y'all like because Mr. Porter has hella deleted scenes😭]
[2/23/19]
