Creepypasta spoofs

Oh heck nooooo

Ok this isn't an update but I was looking out my window cause why not and say something standing there......
AND SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOR EVER
DON'T WORRY IM NOT DEAD IM PERFECTLY ALIVE IM A DERPY POTATO 🥔  🥔 AND A LAZY POTATO
I RECENTLY STARTED READING HARRY POTTER AFTER WATCHING THE MOVIES. MY DERPY LAZY POTATO HARRY POTTER FILLED HEAD WAS LIKE
" F*&k YES GINNY AND HARRY I SHIP!!!!!"
And my other tiny space in my brain was like
" Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter I flipping love it
Draco and Hermione shouldn't be a thing but who cares
ME I CARE THEY ARE A BAD SHIP WHAT THE HECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RON AND HERMIONE IS GOOD
NOT DRACO AND HERMIONE
( btw hermione is my favorite Harry Potter person)
Soooo 10 of my goals for 2019

1. Harry Potter

2. Give dobby a sock

3. Kill Draco

4.

OH HECK YES GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

5. Be Harry Potter for Halloween 👻

6. Get all the Harry Potter wands

7. Idk

8. POTATOES

9. Watch a lot of Tessa netting ( she likes Harry Potter also )

10. Harry Potter