mtth//malia the newscaster

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Don’t tell me not to live, just sit and putter.

Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter

Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my parade!

Don’t tell me not to fly, I’ve simply got to,

If someone takes a spill, its me and not you!

Who told you you’re allowed on my parade!

//

I wake up to find this in my messages

I was bored. 

obviously

if you could be something other than an actor, what would you want to be?

hmmmm.....guitarist? Or maybe a surfer....

What about you? If you could be something other than actress, singer, artist, etc.

a news reporter!

seriously

I LOVE TELLING THE NEWS. 

lets hear it than. 

GOOD MORNING OREGON! THIS IS MALIA MITCHELL HERE, BRINGING YOU THE TOP STORIES. TODAY THIS MORNING, A CAT MEOWED FOR TWO MINUTES STRAIGHT!!!! YAYYYY, GO MISTER!!!! ALSO DYLAN SPRAYBERRY DECIDED TO BE A LAZY ELEPHANT SEAL WHEN I ASKED HIM QUESTIONS. STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW, MALIA OUT!

that is so bad, you realize that?

you make me cry.

jk jk

maybe

those comic references you gave me helped, i’m friends with all the guys now. they’re actually pretty cool.

thats awesome.

wait....you’re still hiding?!

this is so going in my math journal.

i was expecting diary, but math journal.

why the heck would you do a math journal.

makes me actually like math, sometimes. 

I’m cracking up right now, little sprayberry hiding from the other wolves.

zip it shortround

*laughs*

SHORTROUND, SHUT IT!

Oh my god, I got it. 

Your new nick name is Shortround.

From Indiana Jone’s?

Well duh, Shortround.

elephant.

Mali.

Shortround

well ok than.

my name is Malia, aka Mali aka Shortround, aka elephant.

My name is Dylan, aka elephant seal, aka puppy, aka sprayberry.

Okay?

Okay?

//i just learned that at my new school, you only have math homework two or three days a week. and its usually only like twenty minutes long anyways. yessss. xoxo jill

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