I was devastated when I found out I was going to be born. Never would I ever think my life would come to this. I wrote many journal articles on my journey in my mother's womb. I was depressed, lonely, and drained. I was stuck in this dark plastic bag in mom's stomach.
~flash forward 9 months~
"FRICK" I thought as I found out my mom was TRISHA PAYTAS. Yes , TRISHA PAYTAS. I was relieved as to I was in a rich home. I remember that she would always give me lil diamond Starbucks cups that said my name on them. Guess what boo named me... SHREK. BOO NAMED ME SHREK💀. Dad didn't come around much. Like, at all. After I was born and he found out I was a furry, he no longer wanted to be in my life. I was only a month old when my parents went to court so my mom could get custody of me. My father declared that he "was disappointed that I had fur." WHEN I SAY I FLEW ACROSS THAT ROOM AND CHUCKED A LA CROIX AT HIS HEAD. Quote me on this one, I said
⚠️not meant to be homophobic in any way.⚠️
" LISTEN HERE U FAT FAGGOT, U GOT SOME GOD AWFUL FUR ON YA. WOULD U LIKE ME TO SCALP IT OFF OF U?" The whole room was shook. The judge gasped, the jury's wig flew, and the police dropped dead. I was a true, iconic queen.
Let's just say, my mom got custody. She bought me Gucci, Louis, BALENCIAGA, just so she could snap pics of me to send to modeling agencies. Then, that's when it came to mind. BOO WAS USING ME FOR SEED MONEY!😫
—tbh I make these at 1:00 AM so if they're trashy, that's why.—
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My unfortunate life
Hài hước{A depressing story that hits almost too close to home}
