Talking Body || 강여상

there's a first time for everything

quick note: the nickname of yeosang is how the name is saved in the girl's phone and vice versa

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February 14; 11:30 pm

+639123456789:
hey baby girl, did you enjoy our time last night😉

+639123456789:
hey, there's no need to be shy. I thought we had that settled out

baby girl<3:
Uhm... This is so awkward.
I'm sorry but I think you got the wrong number...
And second, I'm a guy.

+639123456789:
oh really?
well that's ok, i swing both ways anyway😉

baby girl<3:
Wow, I don't think you got the point there.
And what's up with the wink emoji??

+639123456789:
its my go to emoji baby😉
and ofc I did, I got the wrong number, are you stupid?

baby girl<3:
I don't think so
I guess you can say I know how to block numbers, want me to show you?

+639123456789:
wait!!!
pls dont cock me!

baby girl<3:
순_순

+639123456789:
well that was uneventful
blame auto correct for ruining that for me

baby girl<3:
Wow
Just how frequently do you use the word cock that your phone just automatically auto corrects 'block' to 'cock'?

+639123456789:
haha do i really have to answer that...

baby girl<3:
...
On second thought let's just say that was rhetorical.
Anyways I have no reason talking to a horny man in the middle of the night thank you very much.
I'm very much contented with my life as a straight guy so I guess this is goodbye.

+639123456789:
wait!!!
Pls hear me out
To clear things up, I'm not a horny man...
I'm a horny WOMAN
i'm not really sure if the fact that i'm a girl helps but I just thought I had to let you know
And if it's alright with you we can just idk talk to each other?
We can get to know each other and stuff
Who knows we might end up as friends
Or you know... even much more than that😉

baby girl<3:
...
Oh
Wait
You're a gurl?!
Girl*
I find that a bit hard to believe though.
You act more like horny man than what you're claiming you are.

+639123456789:
Well I guess i cant blame you
It's not everyday you can come across a "horny" bi-woman

baby girl<3:
...
I guess not.
But I am still reluctant with talking to you.
You see I don't really mingle with girls your type.
No offense.

+639123456789:
none taken
But you know what they say
There's a first time for everything

baby girl<3:
Well... I guess you're right...
But!
If this becomes too much for me to handle or if I find out you're really catfishing, I won't hesitate clicking that block button :)

+639123456789:
You giving that threat is useless
I'm literally all boobs and ass here
But sure, whatever floats your boat babe!
😏

baby girl<3:
Ugh why do I feel like I'm gonna regret this?

+639123456789:
Haha you can't take it back now
You gotta give me a chance at least
I might even redeem myself to be a very helpful person
I can help you with anything!
And by anything i mean "that" as well😉

baby girl<3:
Well aren't you one helpful lady?
(l|l￢_￢)

+639123456789:
Hahaha ofc i am!
Anyways duty calls!
I gtg it was nice talking to you sweet cheeks
😉

baby girl<3:
I'm really not sure if I can say the same though...
And can you please stop it with the winky face?!

+639123456789:
I think I can change that soon enough😏...
undelivered

+639123456789:
Oh! Before i almost forget ^_^

baby girl<3:
...
What is it?

+639123456789:
Happy Valentines bby boy😘
seen, 11:59 pm

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Change baby girl<3 to baby boy<3?

[Yes] No

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Save +639123456789 as Horny Bi-Woman?

[Yes] No

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