Class 1-A chatfic

Bakushima is addictive

Kirishima woke up to the feeling of Mina jumping up and down on him in a rainbow unicorn onesie.

"What the hell Mina?" He grumbled, hardening so she didn't jump on his lungs and cause permanent damage.

"It's Saturday!" She shouted happily. "You know what that means!" Kirishima groaned and looked up at the clock.

"It's supposed to mean that I can sleep later than seven." He responded. Covering up more with his blanket.

"It means you have to get me ready for my date!"

Kirishima groaned. "It's not until ten leave me alone."

"Come on!" She yelled. Grabbing his blankets and pulling them off. Kirishima shivered as the cold hit his bare chest. He was awake now.

"Ugh Fine but at least let me get a decent breakfast." Kirishima shot her a glare and stood up. "Should I put a shirt on?"

"Depends." Mina hummed, sitting on the edge of the bed. "Are you planning on killing Bakugou?"

Kirishima rolled his eyes. Placing on a loose tank top that matched his red sweat pants. "Would you mind leaving me out of your ships?"

Mina simply hummed in response as she left, Kirishima following close behind.

When they finally got to the lounge Kirishima's stomach was growling.

The room was mostly empty aside from Midoriya and Todoroki who were sitting on the couch watching Harry Potter.

"I need some bacon." Kirishima groaned, clutching his stomach as he walked to the door that lead to the Kitchen. He turned back to Mina. "I'll be right back."

Slam

Kirishima yelped, he had slammed right into the wall.

Wait

He remembered being right in front of the doorway.

He looked forward and was met with red face of Bakugou. He had sweat on his forehead yet his hair was perfectly inatact still. he had obviously been training.

Kirishima glanced down quickly, realising with embarrassment that it hadn't been the wall that he had bumped into, but his best friend's bare chest.

"Move the fuck out of my way shitty hair." Bakugou sneered. Causing the redhead to realise he was still standing there. He jumped back automatically.

"Sorry Sorry." Kirishima mumbled sheepishly, trying to help the blush that crept up his face as Bakugou pushed past him.

Fuck I'm gay

"Sweetie you've got some drool on your chin." The boy heard Mina snicker in his ear. "Are you sure you want to be left out of my ships?"

"Oh bugger off." Kirishima brushed her off as he began to walk out the door. "I'm still hungry."

"Yeah hungry for Bakugou's di-"

"Mina if you finish that sentence I'll personally make sure you never see the sun again."

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Class 1-a

Mina: yo girl ain't getting laid today looks like

Kaminari: I've never been able to relate so hard in my life

Jirou: Kaminari you don't get laid ever

Kaminari: yes I do people can't stay away from this!

Sero: no offence bro but wanking while listening to Adele isn't the same as getting laid

Kaminari: BRO

Jirou: that actually seems very believable

Uraraka: #ExposeDenki

Tsu: I'm jumping on that ribbit #exposedenki about 99.99% sure I heard him singing Justin Bieber in the shower ribbit.

Kaminari: stfu tsu

Shitty hair: that bad huh Mina?

Mina: first of all she wore crocs on our date

Bakugbro: can't fucking trust people who wear fucking crocs

Shitty hair: hey!

Deku: how formal was the date supposed to be? I mean if it was casual foot wear shouldn't be that big a deal right?

Mina: it was at a fucking four star restaurant, we were having brunch.

Todoroki: only Kirishima can rock crocs at a brunch restaurant, who does she think she is?

Shitty hair: thank you Todoroki

Bakubro: hey icy hot shouldn't you be fucking Deku right now or something

Tokoyami: I smelt jealousy

Uraraka: Tokoyami doesn't care about your date Mina he's here for the tea on Bakushima

Tailboi: aren't we all?

Limbs: ^

Animan: I ship it

Bakubro: fuck you all let's get back to Pinky's thing

Invisagirl: trying to avoid the comments on your love for our dear Kirishima

Momo: it does seem that way.

Bakubro: I said Fuck you all, I'm sure Pinky wants to tell us about the rest of her date

Mina: thanks Baku

Bakubro: dont fucking call me that

Mina: sorry not sorry anyways
Mina: then all she wanted to talk about was the USJ attack and my class like she didn't even care about me.

Shitty hair: that sucks I'm sorry

Mina: it's ok, thanks Eijiro

Twinkles: madmoiselle May I suggest a pamper session, always makes me feel better

Mina: thanks Twinkles
Mina: Kirishima

Shitty hair: I've got the ice cream and I'll be there in five seconds