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I'm watching this movie and it's mostly two old men fighting constantly.
The first guy put a cat in the second guy's car and it scratched up the seats. The next morning the cat crapped on his newspaper and the guy said "Oh I see you pooped on my newspaper again" and I was like "Again? Wtf is this movie?",
The second guy bought a bulldog to get the cat and it chased it through the first guy's house and yard and made the biggest mess possible.
This escalated and now they are both sword fighting with fishing rods in the yard.

*update*
I JUST FOUND OUT THE MOVIE IS CALLED "GRUMPIER OLD MEN" IT FITS SO WELL OMFG I'M DYING