tomco oneshots

Demon Dance

Tom P.O.V.

I sat on my chair and sighed. A knock on the door brought me out of my wallowing, causing me to snap.
"WHAT?"
The door opened to show Star Butterfly, my ex.
"Hey Tom, listen... The thing with Marco... I'm sorry."
I sighed.
"You kissed him."
Turning away, I grabbed my princess Turdina doll and hugged it. Behind me, I heard Starship take a deep breath and let it go.
"Y'know.... After you left... Marco tried to run after you. Right now... He's... How do I say this... An ice cream black hole?"
She chuckled a bit, and I sighed under my breath. She obviously didn't know what that meant, since she continued talking.
"Tom.... You should talk to him! After all, the Demon Dance is tomorrow!"
My eyes, that had closed, shot open. Turning to Starship, I questioned her:
"How do you know that?"
Starship chucked and rubbed her arm.
"You always asked me to the Demon Dance, so I kinda figured it out."
My expression softened. I reached for my dimensional scissors.
"You're right. I'll go-"
A chuckle from her caused me to stop talking. Looking at her, I saw she was staring at the Princess Turdina doll. I flushed with embarrassment.
"I can get Marco to wear this...."
My face lit up.
"Really? Thanks Starship!"
Opening a portal to Marco's dimension, I kept through.

Marco P.O.V.

I grabbed another pot of ice cream and shoveled it into my mouth, using a legitimate spade.

I clicked on the next episode of Gravity falls and wriggled into my blanket mountain a bit more.

Star came and went.

As I was about to click open season two, a portal opened.

I stared at the portal, waiting for something to come through. A purple skinned teen came through, and I stood up, blanket mountain dissolving. Tom was wearing a black suit, and was muttering to himself, but I couldn't make out what he was saying.
"Uh... Tom?"
Tom looked up and smiled nervously.
"Hey Marco, I... Weeell..."
I waited as he rambled on about how he was sorry he ran off and how star had apologized to him, and I could tell he was dancing around the point.
"Tom."
"Yeah?"
"Why are you wearing a suit?"
"Well uh..."
He chuckled nervously, and a head popped out of the portal.
"Toooom... Remember what you wanted to ask Marco...."
"Star, I'm right here."
Tom took a deep breath, then blushing madly, he asked me:
"CanyoucometotheDemonDancewithme?"
I blinked.
"What's the Demon Dance?"
Tom chucked.
"Basically, demons gather with their partner and dance! But there's also food and games. My friends are coming as well and wanted to see my boyfrieeeee what is that?"
I looked over my shoulder at gravity falls. My laptop showed Bill talking to Mabel.
Turning back to Tom, I shrugged.
"Gravity falls is a good show."
The demon smirked.
"Well... I can help you meet Dipper and Bill!"
"Really?"
Tom chuckled.
"Bill's a demon isn't he?"
I smiled. After a few seconds, I frowned.
"What should I wear?
"Don't worry, Starship has that sorted."
Star popped out of the portal again and aimed her wand at me.
"Princess Pamper!"

Later at the Demon Dance

Bill's P.O.V.
"Come on Pinetree, just one dance!"
Dipper pouted and turned away, his dress swaying.
"You said I had to wear something formal!"
Before I could respond, a hand on my shoulder turned me.
"Hey Dorito!"
"Hey Baby Deer!"
The girl next to Tom laughed.
"That's some weird nicknames."
I bowed to her.
"We are friends m'lady."
Tom snorted. I turned to him.
"What?"
"Okay, so one, Dipper's super jealous now, and this is Marco, my boyfriend!"
I fell over. The brunette in front of me stared.
"You're Bill? But I thought you were a triangle!"
I stood up and brushed myself off. In the middle of the action, I transformed into a triangle. Looking up, I expected a surprised face, but Marco was nodding.
"That makes more sense."
I turned to my BDFF (Best Demon Friend Forever)
"Were you talking about me?"
I struck a pose, and heard girly squeals from behind me.
I opened my eye and turned around. Marco and Dipper were squealing at each other.
"I thought you were just a character in a show!"
I laughed and transformed into a human. Picking up Marco bridal style, I ran off.
"My new boyfriend! Ha-ha!"
I could feel Tom burning behind me.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FLIPPING CORN CHIP!"
Tom suddenly stopped burning. I turned around curiously. Tom was holding Dipper over his head. I blinked.
"My boyfriend."
I decided to erupt.
"MY PINETREE!"
We ran after eacg other for hours, until the humans ran off. They came back, and Pinetree ran over to Tom again.
Hey Bill!
I stared at Dipper.
Wrong person.
I looked closely at the Marco in front of me. He had blue eyes, concealed with brown contacts, and I realised.
"Dipper?"
Tom stared at me.
"Has Dorito gone mad again?"