Moon Haerin: BTS' 8th Member

drunk

'I- um hey Hyung.'

'Jungkook? What the fuck, it's 2:00 am WHAT are you doing??'

'Ah, yeah... about that Hyung, Noona' s drunk.'

Hoseok's eyes widened at that and he spluttered, 'She's what now, where are you both?!'

'At Ming's bar-'

'WHA?-'

'Before you go off on me, not that I won't love that but we just came out to have a good time until I remembered I don't have my license yet and well the driver is drunk so uh could you come pick us up?'

'I swear if you kids keep doing this shit I will beat your asses. After a whole damned week I finally get my rest but no I CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT cause little Jungkookie over here and the not so little but still dumb Rinrin has to get drunk and wake me up.
Why don't you ever call any of your other Hyungs huh, why is it always ME?!'

'...Cuz you're the cool one.'

'O- uh well um I'll be right on my way Kookie, don't you worry', Hoseok gushed as he reached for his car keys. Seriously, his weakness when it came to the maknae's flattery would be the death of him.

***
'Ugh, why do you guys go out to drink like this, why isn't the driver ever sober?' Hoseok sighed as he held onto Haerin's arm.

Jungkook, holding the other arm over his shoulder answered, 'Well this time Haerin was our driver and you know how she's trying to stop getting drunk altogether. Yeah uhm she asked me to help her with that but she kept sneaking in drinks and distracting me from watching her.'

'Psht, and how'd she do that? Conspiring with pretty girls to distract you?'

Jungkook stopped walking and stared at his Hyung with a shocked look the his face and said, 'How do you DO that?'

Haerin drunkenly giggled and said, 'He's no match for hic- MY plans.'

'Yeah you're quite the mastermind.' Hoseok appreciatively smiled at her.

Haerin squinted her eyes and moved her face closer to his to inspect it. 'Wh-Who are you again?'

'Your best friend.'

'Pshht yeah right I don't have a best friend. Not since Chip,' and with that Haerin burst into tears.

'O-oh hey there don't cry, it's ok,' Hoseok awkwardly patted her back and then whispered to Jungkook, 'Um what the fuck, who or what is CHIP?'

'I don't know man, she's wasted. Around what I think was her fourth drink she started talking about some dude called Chip who's her best friend and when I told her there's no one she knows named Chip she cried and all of the people in the bar were giving me weird looks. AS IF THEY'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE DRUNK!!'

'WHY Chip, he was by best bud' Haerin blubbered.

Hoseok just decided to play along and said, 'Heni don't worry, you're better off without someone who left you like that, plus Chip's a dumb name!'

She sniffled and looked at Hobi with teary eyes and furrowed her eyebrows in contemplation before finally nodding, 'Yeah I guess it is, what's YOUR name?'

'Uh..Haerin.'

'WHAT! MINE TOO WOW!!', Haerin whisper shouted and in her excitement nearly toppled over the two boys holding her up.

Jungkook laughed and ruffled her hair, scrunching his nose at her.

They placed her in Hoseok's car's backseat and while Hoseok was buckling her in she grabbed his face and stared at it. Hoseok, completely taken by surprise, stared back in utter confusion. She then suddenly kissed his nose and whispered, 'You're so pretttyyy.'

Jungkook stuck his head in and cried indignantly, 'Hey! I thought you thought I was pretty!!'

***
When the three burst in and Haerin collapsed on the couch after a lot of stumbling and knocking things over, three others walked into the living room to see what the commotion was about.

Jin shuffled out in his RJ pajamas and saw Haerin sleeping on the couch with her mouth open and Hoseok and Jungkook in the kitchen. 'What's going on in 3:00 in the morning kids, us oldies need our sleep.'

'Oh Jungkook got Haerin drunk,' Hoseok answered easily.

'HEY!! I tried to get her to stop after her second drink but I told you she distracted me and was sneak-drinking!!'

'Oh was she diverting you with women again?' Taehyung asked which just caused more exasperation on Jungkook's end.

'WHY does everyone think it's the women, I mean it was, BUT WHY!'

'We've lived together for years, you'd think we know you,' Jimin huffed, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

'But like what happened, what'd she do this time?' Taehyung asked.

'Putting the scheming aside she made up a best friend and cried after I told her there was no such person. She flirted with the bartender but it was mostly her cracking lame dad jokes - Jin Hyung I beg of you fucking stop teaching her that shit.

Sixth drink Haerin, emerged-' everyone gasped and Jungkook knowingly nodded before continuing 'Yeah, she tried climbing on the counter, saying she wanted to sing because everyone deserved to hear her voice. As I was pulling her down she was -ironically, singing Don't Stop Me Now on the top of her lungs. It didn't help that the entire bar was cheering her on and thought I was the lame debby downer.'

Everyone laughed, hearing her crazy drunk antics.

Jin waved his hands to get everyone's attention and said, 'Wait wait. All I'm getting from this is that you both went drinking...WITHOUT ME, HOW COULD YOU!'

'Ah I'd love it if you came, you're so prettttyyy too,' Haerin said making everyone snap their necks to look at her as she yawned and smacked her lips.

She shifted to get a comfortable position to fall asleep again until Hoseok quickly went to her with a glass of water to make her drink it.

Haerin side-eyed him and asked, 'What's this hmm?'

Hoseok rolled his eyes. 'I thought you loved drinking.'

Haerin shrugged and drank it all in one gulp and then made a disgusted face. 'Hey! This isn't very good.. whatever it is.'