How The Mistake Started...

Joriri's Got New Stuff!

-Keroro, Kalele, and Giroro introduction-
It seemed like a very nice afternoon on Keron. Little Keroro dragged along his girlfriend Kalele, and his best friend Giroro. Keroro and Giroro are twelve years old, as Kalele is thirteen.
The green keronian wore a bright yellow jacket with no sign of a star labeled on it. As for the red one, he wore a dark red jacket, same as Keroro. The orange one has semi-long lashes, wearing a open black jacket with Keroro's name ingraved at the bottom. Black skirt and red shirt is revealed. Her long purple hair is held back by a red hairband. Red eyes shimmer as she looks at their surroundings, passing by them as they run.
Kalele held onto Keroro, wanting to know where they are even heading to in the first place. "K-Keroro!" she gasped out, "Where are we even going?"
"To Joriri!" he answered with his infamous mischevious smile. "He's got somethin' to show us!"
"Is it a train?" Giroro asked.
"Highly doubt it. Trains are dumb as a brick. Kinda like you, Giroro-senpai." The tadpole joked around, but Giroro actually took it seriously.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-!" Giroro charges after Keroro, knocking the three over when they were still running.
Kalele whined. When they fell, she hit her head against a nearby street lamp. "Owwwieee..."
Keroro landed face-first on the grass.
Giroro wasn't lucky. He skidded down the concrete, on his butt. He screamed in pain as Keroro quickly rose up with a "WE'RE HERE!"
He quickly rushed into the junkyard, with Kalele following behind him holding her bump on her head, and Giroro holdin' his scratched up even more red booty.
"Joririii! We're heere!" Keroro calls out.
"Isn't Joriri that smelly old bum you've been telling me about?" Kalele asked.
A puff of smoke blew into their faces. "Listen kiddo, I ain't a smell old bum. I'm a smelly YOUNG bum. Get it right or I'll sell ya into prostitution." It was Joriri! His face looks even dirtier, and his eyes more saggy than it should be. He's holding a huge joint.
"What's that?" Giroro asked as he stared at the wrapped paper.
"Weed! Try it!" he gets out a baggy and takes out three more.
"Mommy said drugs are bad, though.." Keroro looked a little bit sad, wanting to try out the new item.
Joriri rolled his eyes. "What your mommy or daddy won't know won't hurt you kids." He popped the three joints into their mouths. "These will make all your worries go away.."
He takes out a lighter and lit them up. Keroro sucked in some of the joint and takes it out, coughing in the process. "God this taste weird!"
"I think it taste like candy." Kalele shrugs. She had more experiece with smoking, since her own mother is a smoker herself.
Giroro just suck it all in thinking it'll make him look like a big tough guy. Oh how he was wrong. He ended up throwing up.
"This stuff's strong.." Keroro almost whispered that out. He began to drool and sat on the ground. His eyes turn pink and he just laid there, staring at the sky.
Soon the afternoon sun is setting. Keroro realized and gets up quickly. "Mamas gonna kill me once she finds out i'm smoking drugs!"
"Kid, can I call you kid? I prefer to. People these days are seriously dumb. Just lie and say you have pinkeye or something. They won't care, as long as your father dosn't see." Joriri lectured. He gave him a bag full of weed. "Take this home with ya. Heres the deal: I sell these and all profit goes to you."
"Deal!" Keroro nods and runs off.
Joriris got it all wrong. It WAS suppose to be the other way around, but then again he's a bum and actually prefers it that way.
Giroro was long gone. Kalele went home ten minutes before Keroro figured out it was sunset.
Keroro hid the baggie in his pocket and went along his business when he walked through the door. His mother did not suspect a thing, surprisingly.
When he made it to his room, he started a blog out of boredom. He made sure the URL dosn't sound too dumb. Maybe Keronians from different universes could be interested in it. "askhighkeroro... Geez, who knew this Tumblr thing is that popular.. Seems dumb.."
Months passed, and he got more and more popular. His mom still didn't suspect anything. Keroro went through a serious break-up with Kalele, who he had a kid with at the age of fourteen. Keroro made a ton of friends from many different universes.
After all that, his blog got shut down. He didnt even know why, but it angered him. Then he just shrugged it off. Oh well.
He looks over to his desk and looks through pictures of a blue keronian female whom hes been stalking for about a month and a half. When he broke up with Kalele, he wanted to go after her best friend, Heranini.
She has a lot of hair. It's pink and in pigtails. She has a red shirt with a black stripe, blue straps that seemingly connect to her shirt, and a blue skirt. To Keroro, she was the most beautiful girl he's seen.
Though stalking her isn't gonna get him anywhere but in jail.
Tomorrow, he is sure to make a move on her. If he would just stop snapping pictures of the poor girl before he does. He knew just who to go to for stuff like this! Wonderful Tamama! Who is right now known as the prince of the seven Keron seas.