How to spot a fake fan

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I dedicate this chapter to all those fake fans out there who actually don't like Queen or any other rock and roll band but they try to be cool and trendy. *cough* Jojo *cough* Siwa *cough*. But anyway here's things fake fans will do/say.


*Under Pressure starts playing*

Person-"OMG I LOVE ICE ICE BABY!!"


Person-"Doesn't Brian and John play the same instrument?"


Person-Roger mEdOws (with one 'D') Taylor


Person-*Points at any band member* "Is that the gay one?"

tHaNk yOu vErY mUcH hE's bisExUaL


Person-* Literally thinks every band member is gay*


Person-"omg is that Freddy Mercury "

(bitch I will Connecticut you)

Person-"Aren't all the members dead?"
brb gotta go dislocate someone's spine

*Has Queen shirt on*
Me-OMG I LOVE THAT BAND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG!?
Person- ummm we will rock you or pour some sugar on me ?
Me-nEvEr tAlK tO mE aGaIn

^This always happens to me or someone will say something by another band 🙃🙄

*Plays you're my best friend*
Person- isn't that off that dog commercial?

*shows pic of roger*
Person- "I didn't know there was a girl in the band !!"





making this chapter lowkey made me angry because all those fake queenies out there tryna be cool😂

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making this chapter lowkey made me angry because all those fake queenies out there tryna be cool😂

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