I dedicate this chapter to all those fake fans out there who actually don't like Queen or any other rock and roll band but they try to be cool and trendy. *cough* Jojo *cough* Siwa *cough*. But anyway here's things fake fans will do/say.
*Under Pressure starts playing*
Person-"OMG I LOVE ICE ICE BABY!!"
Person-"Doesn't Brian and John play the same instrument?"
Person-Roger mEdOws (with one 'D') Taylor
Person-*Points at any band member* "Is that the gay one?"
tHaNk yOu vErY mUcH hE's bisExUaL
Person-* Literally thinks every band member is gay*
Person-"omg is that Freddy Mercury "
(bitch I will Connecticut you)
Person-"Aren't all the members dead?"
brb gotta go dislocate someone's spine*Has Queen shirt on*
Me-OMG I LOVE THAT BAND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG!?
Person- ummm we will rock you or pour some sugar on me ?
Me-nEvEr tAlK tO mE aGaIn^This always happens to me or someone will say something by another band 🙃🙄
*Plays you're my best friend*
Person- isn't that off that dog commercial?*shows pic of roger*
Person- "I didn't know there was a girl in the band !!"making this chapter lowkey made me angry because all those fake queenies out there tryna be cool😂
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Queen Appreciation Book
RandomRogers in love with his car and i'm in love with him.. wHaT 🙃 bEtRaYaL mAn bEtRaYaL but anyway this book is going to be about Queen (obviously) and the band members and it will include memes,facts,pics and other stuff. hope you enjoy 🙂