First of all, I hate that this exists. Thanks Charlotte(Jokes ily)
Ok so as unofficial wattpad Aunty I have to tell you about me.
At school people come to me with their problems.
"Aunty em could you have a family meeting so I can announce something?"
"Aunty em can I have some food, I'm hungry?"
"Aunty em *so and so* is mad at me"
"Aunty em can I have a hug?"
The questions I get asked smh
I have a big family and some people reading this know that I like to have family meetings to discuss matters skskks.
Ok ok ok so bout me
- Im 111% gay for Billie eilish
- I'm the weirdest person ever
- I like the word succulent
- I love my friends, you hurt them, I'll ShAnK yOu
- I like maths, don't come for me
- I have curly hair, it sucks
- I used to have braces
- I'm a nerd for anything Harry Potter or disney and some marvelI'm bored so here are my unpopular opinions -
- The Dolan twins are NOT hot... like I get why people think they are but they're just not
- Neither is finn wolfhart (if that's how you spell it?)
- Choni (from riverdale)... I don't really like them, it's all getting a bit weird
- I hate people who flex their things (don't hate me, I have AirPods, but I hate it when people wear them without listening to music, or just shoving it in people's faces like seriously?)
- Sparkling water is disgusting
- The bee movie was fucking amazing
- Adele will always be the queen of music - fight me
- I hate Kpop, I just, no
- Stranger things is over rated
- Trump isn't that bad (don't kill me)
- I love Harry and ginny together, I don't understand why people don't?
- I like McDonald's cheeseburgers, they're pretty decent
- Solo, sprite and lift are all disgusting
- I hate skittles
- popcorn and ice cream, there's nothing better then an ice cream dipped into buttery popcorn at the movies
- I secretly love catching the bus to and from school
- Brooklyn nine nine is one of the best TV shows ever
- Bohemian rhapsody was pretty good but extremely over rated (but it was still good don't kill me)
- Social media is over ratedSo this turned out to just be my unpopular opinions but you know what
fight me bitch
I'm joking
so that's all for now!
(Hint I'm a great listener)
Come to me with your problems and rants and Aunty em will help you!
So long,
Aunty Em
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